{"pageContext":{"tagName":"halkeye","quotes":[{"id":"3","body":"[10:46] <halkeye> I'm totally not getting married this year!\n[10:46] <halkeye> unless its a shotgun wedding\n[10:49] <Dolphin> I wouldn't want to marry a shotgun, things could get messy\n[10:49] <halkeye> only if you get it off\n[10:50] <Shousa> :D","rating":4,"votes":4,"submitted":"2011-02-25 18:53:31","score":5,"tags":["shotgun","wedding","halkeye","shousa","dolphin"]},{"id":"6","body":"[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> I was thinking about doing squirtle for the fail pokemon cosplays\n[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> but you called it first\n[15:29] <X_> I've got the whole costume planned out.\n[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> maybe I'll do Charmander and light myself on fire\n[15:29] <X_> xD\n[15:29] <X_> just your tail.\n[15:29] <halkeye> Lord_Dolphin: i see no issues with you doing that\n[15:29]  * halkeye speeddials 911","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-03-14 22:31:25","score":1,"tags":["cosplay","fail","pokemon","halkeye","dolphin"]},{"id":"7","body":"23:02   Mysticode: I swear one of the swear words they just used in Firefly was \"ginseng miong\"\n23:02   Kojiko: which episode?\n23:02   Mysticode: Safwe\n23:02   Mysticode: Safe`\n23:02   Kojiko: can you gimme a time?\n23:02   Mysticode: \"that ginseng miong of a doctor\"\n23:02   Mysticode: 18:00 in or so\n23:04   Kojiko: \"jing-tsing myung duh\"  always useless\n23:06   Kojiko: My Firefly has subtitles in Chinese and English :D\n23:12   Shousa: \"jing-tsing myung duh\"???\n23:12   Kojiko: Yeah\n23:12   Shousa: wakanai!\n23:12   Kojiko: jing chang mei yong duh\n23:13   Shousa: yeh  i had to google it\n23:13   Shousa: its mandarin -_-;\n23:13   Kojiko: yeah\n23:13   Uchikoma: わかりません。\n23:14   Kojiko: 經常沒用的\n23:14   halkeye: showoff\n23:14   Shousa: I cannot read!\n23:14   halkeye: showoffs\n23:14   Shousa: I DONT READ ASIAN\n23:14   Kojiko: BUT","rating":1,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-03-15 06:17:09","score":1.5,"tags":["firefly","halkeye","kojiko","mysticode","shousa","uchikoma"]},{"id":"11","body":"16:44 < halkeye> http://vimeo.com/21362582\n16:48 < X_> e\n16:48 < X_> wtf?\n16:49 < halkeye> DOOT DOOT DOOT\n16:49 < halkeye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4\n16:50 < X_> Yea I know.\n16:50 < X_> Just pretty dark.\n16:50 < halkeye> yea~\n16:50 < halkeye> but awesome\n16:50 < halkeye> i now know what i'll do if i'm ever in that situation\n16:50 < halkeye> i was aimless before","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 00:29:07","score":2,"tags":["halkeye","mahna"]},{"id":"12","body":"[21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth\n[21:28] <Kojiko> wait what\n[21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that\n[21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.\n[21:29] <halkeye> o.O\n[21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something\n[21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?\n[21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.\n[21:30] <X_> xD","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-06 04:44:47","score":3,"tags":["faiface","halkeye","kojiko","pregnant","x_"]},{"id":"14","body":"[22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*\n[22:13] <Kojiko> :P\n[22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875\n[22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.\n[22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.\n[22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 05:24:28","score":2,"tags":["faiface","slow","halkeye","kojiko","x_"]},{"id":"29","body":"18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . .   -.-. --- -- .. -.-.   -... --- --- -.-   -.. .- -.--   ... ..- .--. . .-.   ..-. ..- -.   - .. -- . \n18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message","rating":5,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-04-27 18:47:49","score":6,"tags":["faiface","halkeye"]},{"id":"32","body":"<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n<Teenychicka> You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap \n<rattrap> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!\n<halkeye> rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is <action> backstabs $someone\n<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n<Teenychicka> Godamnit!\n<Lord_Dolphin> Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n<Teenychicka> GODAMNIT!","rating":6,"votes":6,"submitted":"2011-04-29 21:04:05","score":7,"tags":["teenychicka","martine","halkeye","rattrap","lord_dolphin"]},{"id":"34","body":"[11:03] <Danneh|work> there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling\n[11:03] <Faiface> even the cash required cabling?\n[11:04] <Danneh|work> yes\n[11:04] <halkeye> its into light bondage","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-05-13 18:08:30","score":3,"tags":["bondage","cabling","money","ps3","danneh","halkeye","faiface"]},{"id":"39","body":"14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack\n14:06  * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet\n14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin\n14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:07  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge\n14:07  * Lord_Dolphin facepalms\n14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA\n14:08  * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap\n14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!\n14:08 < CoSh> >:|\n14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you\n14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge\n14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack\n14:09  * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet\n14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge\n14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD\n14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge\n14:09 < Faiface> uh\n14:10 < CoSh> just accept it\n14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD\n14:10  * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!\n14:10 < Faiface> >8C\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol\n14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:21:57","score":4,"tags":["cosh","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"41","body":"[14:40]  * Uchikoma has no idea what to review / prepare for\n[14:41] <halkeye> I can tell you its not going to be that intense\n[14:41] <halkeye> they'll ask you some stuff, chat with you, see how you fit in, see your personality\n[14:41] <halkeye> some sql stuff, what you've done at school\n[14:41] <halkeye> nothing you should need to review really\n[14:42] <Uchikoma> Write a query? Design a schema?\n[14:42]  * Uchikoma is doing the latter actually right now for something else ._.\n[14:43] <halkeye> I donno,its been a while\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> don't listen to halkeye!\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> its a 6 hour interview\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about politics\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about religon\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> >.>\n[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> <.<\n[14:43] <halkeye> pfft no\n[14:44] <halkeye> its 5 min of tech, then 5 hours 55m of stamina\n[14:44] <halkeye> no bathroom breaks, no water\n[14:44] <halkeye> just staring","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-07 21:48:43","score":1,"tags":["halkeye","interview","job","solidus_snake","uchikoma"]},{"id":"44","body":"[14:57:53] <halkeye> yea i already have too much touching going on\n[14:57:57] <halkeye> and its the non hug kind","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-13 21:59:26","score":1,"tags":["halkeye","touching"]},{"id":"52","body":"[22:28:33] <@halkeye> I'll think about it, depends on the weapons\n[22:28:43] <@halkeye> *weather","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-07-15 05:29:15","score":2,"tags":["weather","weapons","halkeye"]},{"id":"58","body":"14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set\n14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/\n14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly\n14:13 < Faiface> hi\n14:13 < makr> Ahoy\n14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye\n14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/\n14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing\n14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly\n14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals\n14:16 < makr> Oh why?\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by \"it was done\n                      really badly\"\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together\n14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: \"I need this face thing\" followed by \"to do this: *link*\"\n14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....\n14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?\n14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD\n14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.","rating":-1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-30 21:19:32","score":0.5,"tags":["face","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","links","lord_dolphin","makr","substitution","teenychicka"]},{"id":"61","body":"11:32 < Ruuka> Facebook won't let me change my current location to Space :(\n11:33 <@Mysticode> you'll survive\n11:33 <@halkeye> not in space\n11:33 < Ruuka> QQ","rating":5,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-11-25 19:56:39","score":6,"tags":["facebook","halkeye","mysticode","ruuka","space"]}]}}