{"pageContext":{"tagName":"lord_dolphin","quotes":[{"id":"18","body":"[14:04]  * Mysticode gives rattrap a bone\n[14:04]  * rattrap hands Mysticode a yarr in exchange for a bone\n[14:04] yarr? :O\n[14:04] rattrap: what is yarr?\n[14:04] yarr is the answer to anything.\n[14:05] :O\n[14:05] already rattrap has begun to outsmart us...","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-07 21:06:21","score":1,"tags":["mysticode","rattrap","smart","lord_dolphin"]},{"id":"25","body":"[11:21] i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines\n[11:22] yeah they look like slot machines\n[11:22] Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-19 18:32:44","score":1,"tags":["faiface","homosexuality","lord_dolphin","machines","mysticode","slot","tests"]},{"id":"28","body":"[14:21] .\n[14:22] .\n[14:23] just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded\n[14:23] you girls and your periods","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-26 22:09:40","score":2,"tags":["girls","periods","teenychicka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]},{"id":"32","body":" Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap \n Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!\n rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is backstabs $someone\n Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n Godamnit!\n Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n GODAMNIT!","rating":6,"votes":6,"submitted":"2011-04-29 21:04:05","score":7,"tags":["teenychicka","martine","halkeye","rattrap","lord_dolphin"]},{"id":"33","body":"[11:44] I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*\n[11:44] OH MY GOD.\n[11:44] Achievement!\\\n[11:44] HOW MANY LOADS\n[11:44] just one :P\n[11:44] WHITES? COLORS?\n[11:44] COME ON MAN DETAILS\n[11:44] darks ;-)\n[11:44] :OOOOO\n[11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl\n[11:45] That's hot\n[11:45] My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard\n[11:45] DAT FRESH SMELL\n[11:45] I could teach you, but I'd have to charge","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-05-03 18:49:36","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","laundry","lord_dolphin","mysticode"]},{"id":"36","body":"11:40 < Faiface> lol\n11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n11:40 < Faiface> I DID\n11:40 * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap\n11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today\n11:47 * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47 * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands\n11:47 < Faiface> D8<\n11:48 * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 18:55:31","score":1,"tags":["faiface","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"38","body":"14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears\n14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!\n14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!\n14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!\n14:04 * halkeye gets wet\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!\n14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!\n14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.\n14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:19:34","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","lord_dolphin","pokemon","rattrap","splash"]},{"id":"39","body":"14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack\n14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet\n14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin\n14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge\n14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms\n14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA\n14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap\n14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!\n14:08 < CoSh> >:|\n14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you\n14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge\n14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack\n14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet\n14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge\n14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD\n14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge\n14:09 < Faiface> uh\n14:10 < CoSh> just accept it\n14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD\n14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!\n14:10 < Faiface> >8C\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol\n14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:21:57","score":4,"tags":["cosh","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"42","body":"[13:44] == Danneh [~comp@nion.cube] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]\n[13:44] == Danneh|broken has changed nick to Danneh\n[13:44] It's like Danneh is right here with us XD\n[13:45] == Danneh has changed nick to Guest64686\n[13:45] Now it feels like I hardly even know Danneh","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-08 20:46:57","score":1,"tags":["danneh","lord_dolphin","script"]},{"id":"46","body":"[00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap\n[00:43] kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!\n[00:43] DAMMIT\n[00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap\n[00:43] you do realize you're arguing with a bot?\n[00:44] and losing\n[00:44] shh that's the funny part","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-06-17 07:47:46","score":3,"tags":["arguing","cosh","faiface","lord_dolphin","losing","rattrap"]},{"id":"47","body":"14:46:48] <+Uchikoma> （・∀・）\n[14:46:57] Uchikoma, are those boobs?\n[14:47:01] LOL\n[14:47:08] your nipple is lobsided","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-22 21:48:03","score":1,"tags":["boobs","lord_dolphin","uchikoma"]},{"id":"51","body":"[21:38:32] I wish I had lemonaid\n[21:41:09] if you have unprotected sex with lemons, you could CATCH lemonaids","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-07-04 04:43:43","score":4,"tags":["lord_dolphin","lemonaid","aveloren"]},{"id":"58","body":"14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set\n14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/\n14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly\n14:13 < Faiface> hi\n14:13 < makr> Ahoy\n14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye\n14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/\n14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing\n14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly\n14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals\n14:16 < makr> Oh why?\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by \"it was done\n really badly\"\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together\n14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: \"I need this face thing\" followed by \"to do this: *link*\"\n14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....\n14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?\n14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD\n14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.","rating":-1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-30 21:19:32","score":0.5,"tags":["face","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","links","lord_dolphin","makr","substitution","teenychicka"]},{"id":"63","body":"13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P\n13:36:50 < Faiface> lol\n13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-12-22 21:41:02","score":2,"tags":["ruuka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]}]}}