{"pageContext":{"tagName":"cosh","quotes":[{"id":"27","body":"[01:28] <CoSh> Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?\n[01:28] <CoSh> Totally unfair.\n[01:29] <Solidus_Snake> religon > CoSh\n[01:31] <Faiface> perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements\n[01:32] <CoSh> bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens\n[01:32] <CoSh> They stop celebrating EVERYTHING\n[01:32]  * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth\n[01:32] <CoSh> Sometimes they get flowers but that's it\n[01:32] <Faiface> XD\n[01:33] <CoSh> Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-25 08:39:10","score":1,"tags":["cosh","easter","faiface","religion","solidus_snake"]},{"id":"30","body":"[15:04:48] <CoSh> oh my god\n[15:04:55] <CoSh> these pants are way tight\n[15:04:59] <CoSh> I feel like I'm going to rip them\n[15:05:33] <Ave> ...\n[15:05:33] <rattrap> [The Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall.]","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-27 22:13:04","score":3,"tags":["ave","cosh","pants"]},{"id":"37","body":"12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch\n12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school\n12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch\n12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me\n12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood\n12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too\n12:20 < CoSh> Whoa\n12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone\n12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 19:22:15","score":1,"tags":["cosh","faiface","lunch"]},{"id":"39","body":"14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack\n14:06  * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet\n14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin\n14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:07  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge\n14:07  * Lord_Dolphin facepalms\n14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA\n14:08  * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap\n14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!\n14:08 < CoSh> >:|\n14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you\n14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge\n14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack\n14:09  * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet\n14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge\n14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD\n14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge\n14:09 < Faiface> uh\n14:10 < CoSh> just accept it\n14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD\n14:10  * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!\n14:10 < Faiface> >8C\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol\n14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:21:57","score":4,"tags":["cosh","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"46","body":"[00:43]  * Faiface kicks rattrap\n[00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!\n[00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT\n[00:43]  * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap\n[00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?\n[00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing\n[00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-06-17 07:47:46","score":3,"tags":["arguing","cosh","faiface","lord_dolphin","losing","rattrap"]},{"id":"48","body":"[16:55:04] <DaneMc> Gah, that is quite low\n[16:55:17] <Mysticode> does it pay your bills? :p\n[16:55:28] <Lord_Dolphin> does it keep you in Vancouver?\n[16:55:32] <Mysticode> ^\n[16:55:41] <Kojiko> Does it keep you off the island?\n[16:55:45] <Mysticode> haha\n[16:55:51] <Mysticode> now THATS the important question\n[16:55:55] <+CoSh> I'll sell crack if it kept me off the island","rating":2,"votes":4,"submitted":"2011-06-22 23:57:10","score":2,"tags":["cosh","crack","danemc","island","job","kojiko","mysticode","vancouver"]},{"id":"55","body":"18:04 < AshleyLION> hnngg\n18:04 < DaneMc-laptop> heart attack?\n18:05 < CoSh> that can be arranged","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-09-02 01:11:01","score":1,"tags":["ashleylion","attack","cosh","danemc","heart"]},{"id":"56","body":"13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag\n13:29 < CoSh> cause cat","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-12 20:40:30","score":2,"tags":["bag","cat","cosh","faiface"]},{"id":"60","body":"13:17 < Mysticode> The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her left boob. #SCIENCE\n13:18 < CoSh> Or a straight line #MATH\n13:18 < Danneh|work> or the speed of light in a void #PHYSICS","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-11-15 22:22:10","score":1,"tags":["cosh","danneh","icantthinkofothertags","mysticode"]}]}}