{"data":{"allQuotes":{"edges":[{"node":{"id":"2","body":"[10:26] == Shousa [~Shousa@section.9.com] has joined #irl\n[10:26] Shousa!\n[10:26] Shousa is teh Pwnage\n[10:26] ha!\n[10:26] Good morning\n[10:26] * halkeye just wanted to trigger that","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-02-25 18:29:08","score":1,"tags":["rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"3","body":"[10:46] I'm totally not getting married this year!\n[10:46] unless its a shotgun wedding\n[10:49] I wouldn't want to marry a shotgun, things could get messy\n[10:49] only if you get it off\n[10:50] :D","rating":4,"votes":4,"submitted":"2011-02-25 18:53:31","score":5,"tags":["shotgun","wedding","halkeye","shousa","dolphin"]}},{"node":{"id":"4","body":"[11:19] needs moar quotes\n[11:19] i shall help rectify that i guess\n[11:19] sec\n[11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has quit []\n[11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has joined #irl\n[11:19] HERP\n[11:20] SCREW YOU NICKSERV","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-03-10 19:21:26","score":1,"tags":["epicfail","faiface","fail"]}},{"node":{"id":"5","body":"[11:39] only real men shoot knives and open boxes with guns.","rating":4,"votes":6,"submitted":"2011-03-10 19:41:02","score":3,"tags":["faiface","gun","knife","knifegun"]}},{"node":{"id":"6","body":"[15:29] I was thinking about doing squirtle for the fail pokemon cosplays\n[15:29] but you called it first\n[15:29] I've got the whole costume planned out.\n[15:29] maybe I'll do Charmander and light myself on fire\n[15:29] xD\n[15:29] just your tail.\n[15:29] Lord_Dolphin: i see no issues with you doing that\n[15:29]  * halkeye speeddials 911","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-03-14 22:31:25","score":1,"tags":["cosplay","fail","pokemon","halkeye","dolphin"]}},{"node":{"id":"7","body":"23:02 Mysticode: I swear one of the swear words they just used in Firefly was \"ginseng miong\"\n23:02 Kojiko: which episode?\n23:02 Mysticode: Safwe\n23:02 Mysticode: Safe`\n23:02 Kojiko: can you gimme a time?\n23:02 Mysticode: \"that ginseng miong of a doctor\"\n23:02 Mysticode: 18:00 in or so\n23:04 Kojiko: \"jing-tsing myung duh\" always useless\n23:06 Kojiko: My Firefly has subtitles in Chinese and English :D\n23:12 Shousa: \"jing-tsing myung duh\"???\n23:12 Kojiko: Yeah\n23:12 Shousa: wakanai!\n23:12 Kojiko: jing chang mei yong duh\n23:13 Shousa: yeh i had to google it\n23:13 Shousa: its mandarin -_-;\n23:13 Kojiko: yeah\n23:13 Uchikoma: わかりません。\n23:14 Kojiko: 經常沒用的\n23:14 halkeye: showoff\n23:14 Shousa: I cannot read!\n23:14 halkeye: showoffs\n23:14 Shousa: I DONT READ ASIAN\n23:14 Kojiko: BUT","rating":1,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-03-15 06:17:09","score":1.5,"tags":["firefly","halkeye","kojiko","mysticode","shousa","uchikoma"]}},{"node":{"id":"8","body":"[10:29] OOOOOOH! roll up the rim!\n[10:29] i won a prize once\n[10:29] what did u get?\n[10:29] i won a used empty coffee cup with the rim peeled up","rating":3,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-03-15 17:55:40","score":2.5,"tags":["faiface","hortons","shousa","tim","win"]}},{"node":{"id":"9","body":"20:51 < halkeye> we are teaching it things\n20:58 < Shousa> haha\n20:58 < Shousa> make him perform\n20:58 < halkeye> rattrap, something random\n20:58 < rattrap> Ruuka has a huge pie fetish!\n20:58 < Shousa> hah\n20:59 < halkeye> o.O I can't see Ruuka complaining about that\n21:01 < Ruuka> fuck yeah pie","rating":5,"votes":9,"submitted":"2011-03-25 20:01:32","score":2.6666666666666665,"tags":["fetish","pie","rattrap","ruuka","shousa"]}},{"node":{"id":"10","body":"[16:30] If I’m ever a ghost, I hope the person I haunt has Netflix.","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-04 23:31:38","score":1,"tags":["ghost","haunt","mysticode","netflix"]}},{"node":{"id":"11","body":"16:44 < halkeye> http://vimeo.com/21362582\n16:48 < X_> e\n16:48 < X_> wtf?\n16:49 < halkeye> DOOT DOOT DOOT\n16:49 < halkeye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4\n16:50 < X_> Yea I know.\n16:50 < X_> Just pretty dark.\n16:50 < halkeye> yea~\n16:50 < halkeye> but awesome\n16:50 < halkeye> i now know what i'll do if i'm ever in that situation\n16:50 < halkeye> i was aimless before","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 00:29:07","score":2,"tags":["halkeye","mahna"]}},{"node":{"id":"12","body":"[21:28] wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth\n[21:28] wait what\n[21:29] Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that\n[21:29] when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.\n[21:29] o.O\n[21:29] did I just learn something\n[21:29] Great minds think alike?\n[21:30] perhaps you did halkeye.\n[21:30] xD","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-06 04:44:47","score":3,"tags":["faiface","halkeye","kojiko","pregnant","x_"]}},{"node":{"id":"13","body":"[21:46] i'm precognitive, not manipulative\n[21:46] no need to worry about telepathic death tonight, X.\n[21:46] (tonight)\n[21:46] Ok, good to know.\n[21:47] Yea Koji, I know, I saw that bit too.\n[21:47] I just thought I'd echo it to be ominous","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 05:09:56","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","ominous","psychic","x_"]}},{"node":{"id":"14","body":"[22:13] XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*\n[22:13] :P\n[22:14] Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875\n[22:20] halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.\n[22:21] Nice responce time there Faiface.\n[22:21] X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 05:24:28","score":2,"tags":["faiface","slow","halkeye","kojiko","x_"]}},{"node":{"id":"15","body":"[13:32] I have not watched Lost either\n[13:32] Teenychicka and I are currently working on getting through Lost, FINALLY\n[13:32] we're part way into season 2\n[13:32] TeeTee\n[13:32] Season 2 is ok too\n[13:32] its TEETEE\n[13:32] i still haven't watched 4, 5, 6\n[13:32] i just kind of\n[13:32] lost interest\n[13:32] ...\n[13:32] [A tumbleweed drifts past]\n[13:32] LOST interest? :D\n[13:32] Faiface: i dont watch a ton of shows :p\n[13:32] hahaa\n[13:33] Faiface: havnt seen BSG either :p\n[13:33] This channel is on a roll today","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-06 20:41:01","score":1,"tags":["danneh","kojiko","lost","mysticode","rattrap","shousa","tv"]}},{"node":{"id":"17","body":"[20:39:18] so those sleepers... are flammable...\n[20:39:29] my sister got them for her baby\n[20:39:40] now her baby is flammable\n[20:39:42] I hope you're not gonna set Alysa on fire\n[20:39:43] D:\n[20:39:47] remind me not to set the baby on fire\n[20:39:48] LOL\n[20:39:59] That needs a reminder?\n[20:40:15] yeah","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-07 03:48:29","score":2,"tags":["baby","fire","shousa","kojiko"]}},{"node":{"id":"18","body":"[14:04]  * Mysticode gives rattrap a bone\n[14:04]  * rattrap hands Mysticode a yarr in exchange for a bone\n[14:04] yarr? :O\n[14:04] rattrap: what is yarr?\n[14:04] yarr is the answer to anything.\n[14:05] :O\n[14:05] already rattrap has begun to outsmart us...","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-07 21:06:21","score":1,"tags":["mysticode","rattrap","smart","lord_dolphin"]}},{"node":{"id":"19","body":"[09:47] cool, i just got gun samples from work\n[09:47] gum, i meant gum\n[09:47] :S","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-08 18:24:47","score":1,"tags":["faiface","gun"]}},{"node":{"id":"20","body":"[00:19] speaking of babies\n[00:20] I want soup, brb","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-13 07:21:16","score":2,"tags":["kojiko","baby-eating","babies"]}},{"node":{"id":"21","body":"[00:06] Iceland opened a national penis museum yesterday :|\n[00:06] or rather, the human section of their national penis museum\n[00:06] O.o\n[00:06] iunno what's worse, that or an art exhibit of vaginas\n[00:07] prolly the penis museum.\n[00:07] This has penises from every animal though\n[00:07] well japan has that penis parade, every year\n[00:07] because it's permanent and is a larger collection\n[00:07] harhar penis enlargement joke\n[00:07] :P\n[00:07] i didn't mean to.\n[00:07] how long do they plan to keep the exhibition \"up\" for?\n[00:07] :coolface:\n[00:08] :|\n[00:08] make the face with me koji\n[00:08] :|\n[00:08] :|","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-13 07:21:56","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","mysticode","penis","pun"]}},{"node":{"id":"22","body":"03:34pm *** Kojiko joined #irl\n03:34pm ah yeah\n03:34pm i can hear it\n03:34pm the one with a tentacle monster for a vagina\n03:34pm ...\n03:34pm [A tumbleweed drifts past]\n03:34pm lol\n03:34pm *** Kojiko left #irl\n03:35pm just /part koji\n03:35pm YES!\n03:35pm called it","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-14 22:36:52","score":1,"tags":["koji","mysticode","tentacles","vagina","rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"23","body":"[13:35] i love gmail\n[13:35] LOOOVE.\n[13:35] i'd hire it as my secretary.\n[13:35] and then have an affair with it","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-16 20:40:26","score":2,"tags":["affair","faiface","gmail"]}},{"node":{"id":"24","body":"[10:20] hahaha! cleaver indeed\n[10:20] i mean clever.\n[10:20] no knives involved.\n[10:20] :s\n[10:20] WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-18 17:21:33","score":1,"tags":["faiface","fail","knife"]}},{"node":{"id":"25","body":"[11:21] i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines\n[11:22] yeah they look like slot machines\n[11:22] Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-19 18:32:44","score":1,"tags":["faiface","homosexuality","lord_dolphin","machines","mysticode","slot","tests"]}},{"node":{"id":"26","body":"13:14  Shousa  I can't tell if i like Lady Gaga or not","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-21 20:16:45","score":1,"tags":["shousa"]}},{"node":{"id":"27","body":"[01:28] Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?\n[01:28] Totally unfair.\n[01:29] religon > CoSh\n[01:31] perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements\n[01:32] bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens\n[01:32] They stop celebrating EVERYTHING\n[01:32] * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth\n[01:32] Sometimes they get flowers but that's it\n[01:32] XD\n[01:33] Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-25 08:39:10","score":1,"tags":["cosh","easter","faiface","religion","solidus_snake"]}},{"node":{"id":"28","body":"[14:21] .\n[14:22] .\n[14:23] just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded\n[14:23] you girls and your periods","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-26 22:09:40","score":2,"tags":["girls","periods","teenychicka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]}},{"node":{"id":"29","body":"18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . . -.-. --- -- .. -.-. -... --- --- -.- -.. .- -.-- ... ..- .--. . .-. ..-. ..- -. - .. -- . \n18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message","rating":5,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-04-27 18:47:49","score":6,"tags":["faiface","halkeye"]}},{"node":{"id":"30","body":"[15:04:48] oh my god\n[15:04:55] these pants are way tight\n[15:04:59] I feel like I'm going to rip them\n[15:05:33] ...\n[15:05:33] [The Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall.]","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-27 22:13:04","score":3,"tags":["ave","cosh","pants"]}},{"node":{"id":"31","body":"[12:12]  Cut off his dick and fry it up in front of it and then eat it. Then cut off his ears and do they same. Following that slap him across the face, call him a bitch and tell him to never pick up his phone when are dealing with him, it is rude! It solves your lunch problems and teaches him manners!\n[12:13]  Don't.","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-29 19:25:53","score":1,"tags":["maneater","aveloren","kojiko"]}},{"node":{"id":"32","body":" Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap \n Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!\n rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is backstabs $someone\n Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n Godamnit!\n Now, FINISH HIM!\n* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka\n GODAMNIT!","rating":6,"votes":6,"submitted":"2011-04-29 21:04:05","score":7,"tags":["teenychicka","martine","halkeye","rattrap","lord_dolphin"]}},{"node":{"id":"33","body":"[11:44] I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*\n[11:44] OH MY GOD.\n[11:44] Achievement!\\\n[11:44] HOW MANY LOADS\n[11:44] just one :P\n[11:44] WHITES? COLORS?\n[11:44] COME ON MAN DETAILS\n[11:44] darks ;-)\n[11:44] :OOOOO\n[11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl\n[11:45] That's hot\n[11:45] My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard\n[11:45] DAT FRESH SMELL\n[11:45] I could teach you, but I'd have to charge","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-05-03 18:49:36","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","laundry","lord_dolphin","mysticode"]}},{"node":{"id":"34","body":"[11:03] there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling\n[11:03] even the cash required cabling?\n[11:04] yes\n[11:04] its into light bondage","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-05-13 18:08:30","score":3,"tags":["bondage","cabling","money","ps3","danneh","halkeye","faiface"]}},{"node":{"id":"35","body":"16:40 < Kojiko> Faiface: What can women do again?\n16:42 < Faiface> Kojiko: i am highly temped to just make a chauvinistic joke\n16:43 < Faiface> LOOK WHAT INTERTUBES AND SOCIETY HAS DONE TO ME.\n16:43 < Kojiko> do IT\n16:43 < Kojiko> DO IT\n16:43 < Faiface> NO\n16:43 * Faiface slaps Kojiko with a spatula","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-05-17 23:46:36","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","women"]}},{"node":{"id":"36","body":"11:40 < Faiface> lol\n11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n11:40 < Faiface> I DID\n11:40 * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap\n11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today\n11:47 * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47 * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands\n11:47 < Faiface> D8<\n11:48 * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 18:55:31","score":1,"tags":["faiface","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"37","body":"12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch\n12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school\n12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch\n12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me\n12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood\n12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too\n12:20 < CoSh> Whoa\n12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone\n12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 19:22:15","score":1,"tags":["cosh","faiface","lunch"]}},{"node":{"id":"38","body":"14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears\n14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!\n14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!\n14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!\n14:04 * halkeye gets wet\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!\n14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!\n14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.\n14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:19:34","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","lord_dolphin","pokemon","rattrap","splash"]}},{"node":{"id":"39","body":"14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack\n14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet\n14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin\n14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge\n14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms\n14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA\n14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap\n14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!\n14:08 < CoSh> >:|\n14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you\n14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge\n14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack\n14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet\n14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge\n14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD\n14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge\n14:09 < Faiface> uh\n14:10 < CoSh> just accept it\n14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD\n14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!\n14:10 < Faiface> >8C\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol\n14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:21:57","score":4,"tags":["cosh","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"40","body":"[15:52] im lost\n[15:53]  * Kojiko delivers Mysticode to the Lost and Found.\n[15:53] Mommy will come for you soon\n[15:54] wat","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-06 22:56:08","score":1,"tags":["and","found","kojiko","lost","mommy","mysticode"]}},{"node":{"id":"41","body":"[14:40] * Uchikoma has no idea what to review / prepare for\n[14:41] I can tell you its not going to be that intense\n[14:41] they'll ask you some stuff, chat with you, see how you fit in, see your personality\n[14:41] some sql stuff, what you've done at school\n[14:41] nothing you should need to review really\n[14:42] Write a query? Design a schema?\n[14:42] * Uchikoma is doing the latter actually right now for something else ._.\n[14:43] I donno,its been a while\n[14:43] don't listen to halkeye!\n[14:43] its a 6 hour interview\n[14:43] 3 hours about politics\n[14:43] 3 hours about religon\n[14:43] >.>\n[14:43] <.<\n[14:43] pfft no\n[14:44] its 5 min of tech, then 5 hours 55m of stamina\n[14:44] no bathroom breaks, no water\n[14:44] just staring","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-07 21:48:43","score":1,"tags":["halkeye","interview","job","solidus_snake","uchikoma"]}},{"node":{"id":"42","body":"[13:44] == Danneh [~comp@nion.cube] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]\n[13:44] == Danneh|broken has changed nick to Danneh\n[13:44] It's like Danneh is right here with us XD\n[13:45] == Danneh has changed nick to Guest64686\n[13:45] Now it feels like I hardly even know Danneh","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-08 20:46:57","score":1,"tags":["danneh","lord_dolphin","script"]}},{"node":{"id":"43","body":"00:38 * Faiface rolls\n00:38 < rattrap> Stop rolling, you're making a mess! D:\n00:38 * Faiface hits rattrap\n00:38 < rattrap> Ouch ;_;\n00:38 * Faiface rolls\n00:38 < rattrap> ._. |: .-. :| ._.\n00:38 < Faiface> yeah that's right, roll with me\n00:38 < Shousa> :D\n00:39 < Ave> See, violence is always the answer.","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-10 07:54:40","score":1,"tags":["ave","faiface","rattrap","shousa","violence"]}},{"node":{"id":"44","body":"[14:57:53] yea i already have too much touching going on\n[14:57:57] and its the non hug kind","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-13 21:59:26","score":1,"tags":["halkeye","touching"]}},{"node":{"id":"46","body":"[00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap\n[00:43] kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!\n[00:43] DAMMIT\n[00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap\n[00:43] you do realize you're arguing with a bot?\n[00:44] and losing\n[00:44] shh that's the funny part","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-06-17 07:47:46","score":3,"tags":["arguing","cosh","faiface","lord_dolphin","losing","rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"47","body":"14:46:48] <+Uchikoma> （・∀・）\n[14:46:57] Uchikoma, are those boobs?\n[14:47:01] LOL\n[14:47:08] your nipple is lobsided","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-22 21:48:03","score":1,"tags":["boobs","lord_dolphin","uchikoma"]}},{"node":{"id":"48","body":"[16:55:04] Gah, that is quite low\n[16:55:17] does it pay your bills? :p\n[16:55:28] does it keep you in Vancouver?\n[16:55:32] ^\n[16:55:41] Does it keep you off the island?\n[16:55:45] haha\n[16:55:51] now THATS the important question\n[16:55:55] <+CoSh> I'll sell crack if it kept me off the island","rating":2,"votes":4,"submitted":"2011-06-22 23:57:10","score":2,"tags":["cosh","crack","danemc","island","job","kojiko","mysticode","vancouver"]}},{"node":{"id":"51","body":"[21:38:32] I wish I had lemonaid\n[21:41:09] if you have unprotected sex with lemons, you could CATCH lemonaids","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-07-04 04:43:43","score":4,"tags":["lord_dolphin","lemonaid","aveloren"]}},{"node":{"id":"52","body":"[22:28:33] <@halkeye> I'll think about it, depends on the weapons\n[22:28:43] <@halkeye> *weather","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-07-15 05:29:15","score":2,"tags":["weather","weapons","halkeye"]}},{"node":{"id":"54","body":"01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> om nom nom\n01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> food\n01:21 < BaristaBot> I'm hungry!\n01:21 * rattrap rings up a lemon meringue pie for BaristaBot.\n01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> I'm hungry!\n01:21 * rattrap appears on rollerblades carrying a calamari.\n01:22 < Ruuka|seattle> :3\n01:25 < Faiface> i'm hungry~\n01:25 * rattrap throws a cheeseburger at Faiface.\n01:26 < Faiface> D8< THIS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE.\n01:26 < Ruuka|seattle> haha\n01:27 * Faiface has a fight with rattrap","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-08-29 08:27:28","score":2,"tags":["rattrap","food","faiface","baristabot","ruuka"]}},{"node":{"id":"55","body":"18:04 < AshleyLION> hnngg\n18:04 < DaneMc-laptop> heart attack?\n18:05 < CoSh> that can be arranged","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-09-02 01:11:01","score":1,"tags":["ashleylion","attack","cosh","danemc","heart"]}},{"node":{"id":"56","body":"13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag\n13:29 < CoSh> cause cat","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-12 20:40:30","score":2,"tags":["bag","cat","cosh","faiface"]}},{"node":{"id":"57","body":"21:07 -!- Koji [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n21:07 * TheGeek pokes koji\n21:08 -!- Koji is now known as Guest20024\n21:09 -!- teafdsfs [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n21:10 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@38C7F432.E98EBC7A.56605FFD.IP] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teafdsfs))]\n21:10 -!- teafdsfs is now known as Kojiko\n21:10 -!- mode/#irl [+o Kojiko] by ChanServ\n21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> I think Kojiko may be a spy\n21:10 <@Kojiko> :P\n21:10 * Faiface starts up the flamethrower\n21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> looks at him there, making secret mouth code gestures with his tongue\n21:10 < TheGeek> =P\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> oh god! TheGeek is his contact!!\n21:11 < TheGeek> D:\n21:11 < TheGeek> P:**\n21:11 < Faiface> ^ that means \"THEY'RE ON TO US\"\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Quickly Faiface, kill it with fire!\n21:11 < Faiface> FWOOSH.\n21:11 -!- Guest20024 [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> and that's the end of that chapter\n21:11 <@Kojiko> I think I'll start TF2 on that note :P\n21:11 <@Kojiko> Screw school work\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Nooooooooooooooooooo~!\n21:11 < Faiface> AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER. *dusts hands*","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-14 04:16:37","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","lord_dolphing","simpsons","spy","tf2"]}},{"node":{"id":"58","body":"14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set\n14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/\n14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly\n14:13 < Faiface> hi\n14:13 < makr> Ahoy\n14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye\n14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/\n14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing\n14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly\n14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals\n14:16 < makr> Oh why?\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by \"it was done\n really badly\"\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together\n14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: \"I need this face thing\" followed by \"to do this: *link*\"\n14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....\n14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?\n14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD\n14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.","rating":-1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-30 21:19:32","score":0.5,"tags":["face","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","links","lord_dolphin","makr","substitution","teenychicka"]}},{"node":{"id":"59","body":"10:50 <@Mysticode> imo if they dont respond to you today by email\n10:50 <@Mysticode> call them tomorrow\n10:50 < rattrap> \"Call Them Tomorrow\" would be a nice name for a rock band.\n10:50 <@Mysticode> i think there is a band with that name rattrap\n10:53 < Danneh|work> \"shut your rattrap\" would be a nice name for a rock band.","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-11-02 17:57:25","score":2,"tags":["band","danneh","mysticode","name","rattrap"]}},{"node":{"id":"60","body":"13:17 < Mysticode> The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her left boob. #SCIENCE\n13:18 < CoSh> Or a straight line #MATH\n13:18 < Danneh|work> or the speed of light in a void #PHYSICS","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-11-15 22:22:10","score":1,"tags":["cosh","danneh","icantthinkofothertags","mysticode"]}},{"node":{"id":"61","body":"11:32 < Ruuka> Facebook won't let me change my current location to Space :(\n11:33 <@Mysticode> you'll survive\n11:33 <@halkeye> not in space\n11:33 < Ruuka> QQ","rating":5,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-11-25 19:56:39","score":6,"tags":["facebook","halkeye","mysticode","ruuka","space"]}},{"node":{"id":"62","body":"01:46 <@Mysticode> mr banana desu\n01:46 <@Mysticode> http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cute-5-banana-3.jpg\n01:47 < Karura`> they look like\n01:47 < Karura`> radishes\n01:47 < Karura`> lol\n01:47 < Karura`> like\n01:47 < Karura`> the character plushie\n01:47 < Karura`> if you know what im talking about\n01:47 < Karura`> OOR WAIT\n01:47 < Karura`> MR BANAO\n01:48 <@Mysticode> anddddddddddddd\n01:48 < Faiface> i know what radish character you're talking about\n01:48 <@Mysticode> Kevin has gone insane\n01:48 < Faiface> is that strange? lol\n01:48 <@Mysticode> good night all :p\n01:48 < Karura`> lol LOL\n01:48 < Faiface> or is it just asian\n01:48 < Faiface> HAHAHAHA.\n01:48 < Karura`> im going BANANAS!\n01:48 < Faiface> i'm funny.\n01:48 <@Mysticode> you guys are way too asian for me\n01:48 < Faiface> LOL WAT\n01:48 <@Mysticode> ;-;","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-12-06 09:50:04","score":1,"tags":["banana","faiface","karura","mysticode","radish"]}},{"node":{"id":"63","body":"13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P\n13:36:50 < Faiface> lol\n13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-12-22 21:41:02","score":2,"tags":["ruuka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]}},{"node":{"id":"64","body":"Rukka: Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants.","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-12-22 21:41:30","score":1,"tags":["rukka"]}}]}},"pageContext":{}}