{"pageContext":{"tagName":"faiface","quotes":[{"id":"4","body":"[11:19] <Faiface> needs moar quotes\n[11:19] <Faiface> i shall help rectify that i guess\n[11:19] <Faiface> sec\n[11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has quit []\n[11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has joined #irl\n[11:19] <Faiface> HERP\n[11:20] <Faiface> SCREW YOU NICKSERV","rating":0,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-03-10 19:21:26","score":1,"tags":["epicfail","faiface","fail"]},{"id":"5","body":"[11:39] <Faiface> only real men shoot knives and open boxes with guns.","rating":4,"votes":6,"submitted":"2011-03-10 19:41:02","score":3,"tags":["faiface","gun","knife","knifegun"]},{"id":"8","body":"[10:29] <Shousa> OOOOOOH! roll up the rim!\n[10:29] <Faiface> i won a prize once\n[10:29] <Shousa> what did u get?\n[10:29] <Faiface> i won a used empty coffee cup with the rim peeled up","rating":3,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-03-15 17:55:40","score":2.5,"tags":["faiface","hortons","shousa","tim","win"]},{"id":"12","body":"[21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth\n[21:28] <Kojiko> wait what\n[21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that\n[21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.\n[21:29] <halkeye> o.O\n[21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something\n[21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?\n[21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.\n[21:30] <X_> xD","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-04-06 04:44:47","score":3,"tags":["faiface","halkeye","kojiko","pregnant","x_"]},{"id":"13","body":"[21:46] <Faiface> i'm precognitive, not manipulative\n[21:46] <Faiface> no need to worry about telepathic death tonight, X.\n[21:46] <Kojiko> (tonight)\n[21:46] <X_> Ok, good to know.\n[21:47] <X_> Yea Koji, I know, I saw that bit too.\n[21:47] <Kojiko> I just thought I'd echo it to be ominous","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 05:09:56","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","ominous","psychic","x_"]},{"id":"14","body":"[22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*\n[22:13] <Kojiko> :P\n[22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875\n[22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.\n[22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.\n[22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-06 05:24:28","score":2,"tags":["faiface","slow","halkeye","kojiko","x_"]},{"id":"19","body":"[09:47] <Faiface> cool, i just got gun samples from work\n[09:47] <Faiface> gum, i meant gum\n[09:47] <Faiface> :S","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-08 18:24:47","score":1,"tags":["faiface","gun"]},{"id":"21","body":"[00:06] <Kojiko> Iceland opened a national penis museum yesterday :|\n[00:06] <Kojiko> or rather, the human section of their national penis museum\n[00:06] <Faiface> O.o\n[00:06] <Faiface> iunno what's worse, that or an art exhibit of vaginas\n[00:07] <Faiface> prolly the penis museum.\n[00:07] <Kojiko> This has penises from every animal though\n[00:07] <Mysticode> well japan has that penis parade, every year\n[00:07] <Faiface> because it's permanent and is a larger collection\n[00:07] <Faiface> harhar penis enlargement joke\n[00:07] <Kojiko> :P\n[00:07] <Faiface> i didn't mean to.\n[00:07] <Mysticode> how long do they plan to keep the exhibition \"up\" for?\n[00:07] <Mysticode> :coolface:\n[00:08] <Faiface> :|\n[00:08] <Faiface> make the face with me koji\n[00:08] <Faiface> :|\n[00:08] <Kojiko> :|","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-13 07:21:56","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","mysticode","penis","pun"]},{"id":"23","body":"[13:35] <Faiface> i love gmail\n[13:35] <Faiface> LOOOVE.\n[13:35] <Faiface> i'd hire it as my secretary.\n[13:35] <Faiface> and then have an affair with it","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-16 20:40:26","score":2,"tags":["affair","faiface","gmail"]},{"id":"24","body":"[10:20] <Faiface> hahaha! cleaver indeed\n[10:20] <Faiface> i mean clever.\n[10:20] <Faiface> no knives involved.\n[10:20] <Faiface> :s\n[10:20] <Faiface> WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-18 17:21:33","score":1,"tags":["faiface","fail","knife"]},{"id":"25","body":"[11:21] <Faiface> i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines\n[11:22] <Mysticode> yeah they look like slot machines\n[11:22] <Lord_Dolphin> Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-19 18:32:44","score":1,"tags":["faiface","homosexuality","lord_dolphin","machines","mysticode","slot","tests"]},{"id":"27","body":"[01:28] <CoSh> Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?\n[01:28] <CoSh> Totally unfair.\n[01:29] <Solidus_Snake> religon > CoSh\n[01:31] <Faiface> perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements\n[01:32] <CoSh> bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens\n[01:32] <CoSh> They stop celebrating EVERYTHING\n[01:32]  * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth\n[01:32] <CoSh> Sometimes they get flowers but that's it\n[01:32] <Faiface> XD\n[01:33] <CoSh> Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-04-25 08:39:10","score":1,"tags":["cosh","easter","faiface","religion","solidus_snake"]},{"id":"28","body":"[14:21] <Faiface> .\n[14:22] <Teenychicka> .\n[14:23] <Faiface> just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded\n[14:23] <Lord_Dolphin> you girls and your periods","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-04-26 22:09:40","score":2,"tags":["girls","periods","teenychicka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]},{"id":"29","body":"18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . .   -.-. --- -- .. -.-.   -... --- --- -.-   -.. .- -.--   ... ..- .--. . .-.   ..-. ..- -.   - .. -- . \n18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message","rating":5,"votes":5,"submitted":"2011-04-27 18:47:49","score":6,"tags":["faiface","halkeye"]},{"id":"33","body":"[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*\n[11:44] <Faiface> OH MY GOD.\n[11:44] <Kojiko> Achievement!\\\n[11:44] <Faiface> HOW MANY LOADS\n[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> just one :P\n[11:44] <Faiface> WHITES? COLORS?\n[11:44] <Faiface> COME ON MAN DETAILS\n[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> darks ;-)\n[11:44] <Faiface> :OOOOO\n[11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl\n[11:45] <Kojiko> That's hot\n[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard\n[11:45] <Mysticode> DAT FRESH SMELL\n[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> I could teach you, but I'd have to charge","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-05-03 18:49:36","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","laundry","lord_dolphin","mysticode"]},{"id":"34","body":"[11:03] <Danneh|work> there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling\n[11:03] <Faiface> even the cash required cabling?\n[11:04] <Danneh|work> yes\n[11:04] <halkeye> its into light bondage","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-05-13 18:08:30","score":3,"tags":["bondage","cabling","money","ps3","danneh","halkeye","faiface"]},{"id":"35","body":"16:40 < Kojiko> Faiface: What can women do again?\n16:42 < Faiface> Kojiko: i am highly temped to just make a chauvinistic joke\n16:43 < Faiface> LOOK WHAT INTERTUBES AND SOCIETY HAS DONE TO ME.\n16:43 < Kojiko> do IT\n16:43 < Kojiko> DO IT\n16:43 < Faiface> NO\n16:43  * Faiface slaps Kojiko with a spatula","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-05-17 23:46:36","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","women"]},{"id":"36","body":"11:40 < Faiface> lol\n11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n11:40 < Faiface> I DID\n11:40  * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap\n11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today\n11:47  * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47  * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface\n11:47  * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands\n11:47 < Faiface> D8<\n11:48  * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 18:55:31","score":1,"tags":["faiface","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"37","body":"12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch\n12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school\n12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch\n12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me\n12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood\n12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too\n12:20 < CoSh> Whoa\n12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone\n12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 19:22:15","score":1,"tags":["cosh","faiface","lunch"]},{"id":"38","body":"14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears\n14:03  * Faiface uses Sand Attack!\n14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack\n14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04  * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!\n14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!\n14:04  * Kojiko uses SPLASH!\n14:04  * Faiface uses SPLASH!\n14:04  * halkeye gets wet\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!\n14:05  * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap\n14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!\n14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.\n14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:19:34","score":1,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","lord_dolphin","pokemon","rattrap","splash"]},{"id":"39","body":"14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack\n14:06  * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet\n14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin\n14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:07  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge\n14:07  * Lord_Dolphin facepalms\n14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA\n14:08  * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap\n14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!\n14:08 < CoSh> >:|\n14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you\n14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge\n14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack\n14:09  * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet\n14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge\n14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!\n14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD\n14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge\n14:09  * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge\n14:09 < Faiface> uh\n14:10 < CoSh> just accept it\n14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD\n14:10  * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!\n14:10 < Faiface> >8C\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol\n14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD\n14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>","rating":3,"votes":3,"submitted":"2011-06-02 21:21:57","score":4,"tags":["cosh","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","lord_dolphin","rattrap"]},{"id":"43","body":"00:38  * Faiface rolls\n00:38 < rattrap> Stop rolling, you're making a mess! D:\n00:38  * Faiface hits rattrap\n00:38 < rattrap> Ouch ;_;\n00:38  * Faiface rolls\n00:38 < rattrap> ._. |: .-. :| ._.\n00:38 < Faiface> yeah that's right, roll with me\n00:38 < Shousa> :D\n00:39 < Ave> See, violence is always the answer.","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-06-10 07:54:40","score":1,"tags":["ave","faiface","rattrap","shousa","violence"]},{"id":"46","body":"[00:43]  * Faiface kicks rattrap\n[00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!\n[00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT\n[00:43]  * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap\n[00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?\n[00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing\n[00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part","rating":2,"votes":2,"submitted":"2011-06-17 07:47:46","score":3,"tags":["arguing","cosh","faiface","lord_dolphin","losing","rattrap"]},{"id":"54","body":"01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> om nom nom\n01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> food\n01:21 < BaristaBot> I'm hungry!\n01:21  * rattrap rings up a lemon meringue pie for BaristaBot.\n01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> I'm hungry!\n01:21  * rattrap appears on rollerblades carrying a calamari.\n01:22 < Ruuka|seattle> :3\n01:25 < Faiface> i'm hungry~\n01:25  * rattrap throws a cheeseburger at Faiface.\n01:26 < Faiface> D8< THIS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE.\n01:26 < Ruuka|seattle> haha\n01:27  * Faiface has a fight with rattrap","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-08-29 08:27:28","score":2,"tags":["rattrap","food","faiface","baristabot","ruuka"]},{"id":"56","body":"13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag\n13:29 < CoSh> cause cat","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-12 20:40:30","score":2,"tags":["bag","cat","cosh","faiface"]},{"id":"57","body":"21:07 -!- Koji [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n21:07  * TheGeek pokes koji\n21:08 -!- Koji is now known as Guest20024\n21:09 -!- teafdsfs [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl\n21:10 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@38C7F432.E98EBC7A.56605FFD.IP] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teafdsfs))]\n21:10 -!- teafdsfs is now known as Kojiko\n21:10 -!- mode/#irl [+o Kojiko] by ChanServ\n21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> I think Kojiko may be a spy\n21:10 <@Kojiko> :P\n21:10  * Faiface starts up the flamethrower\n21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> looks at him there, making secret mouth code gestures with his tongue\n21:10 < TheGeek> =P\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> oh god! TheGeek is his contact!!\n21:11 < TheGeek> D:\n21:11 < TheGeek> P:**\n21:11 < Faiface> ^ that means \"THEY'RE ON TO US\"\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Quickly Faiface, kill it with fire!\n21:11 < Faiface> FWOOSH.\n21:11 -!- Guest20024 [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> and that's the end of that chapter\n21:11 <@Kojiko> I think I'll start TF2 on that note :P\n21:11 <@Kojiko> Screw school work\n21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Nooooooooooooooooooo~!\n21:11 < Faiface> AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER. *dusts hands*","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-14 04:16:37","score":2,"tags":["faiface","kojiko","lord_dolphing","simpsons","spy","tf2"]},{"id":"58","body":"14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set\n14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/\n14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly\n14:13 < Faiface> hi\n14:13 < makr> Ahoy\n14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye\n14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/\n14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing\n14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly\n14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals\n14:16 < makr> Oh why?\n14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by \"it was done\n                      really badly\"\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together\n14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: \"I need this face thing\" followed by \"to do this: *link*\"\n14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded\n14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....\n14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?\n14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD\n14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.","rating":-1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-09-30 21:19:32","score":0.5,"tags":["face","faiface","halkeye","kojiko","links","lord_dolphin","makr","substitution","teenychicka"]},{"id":"62","body":"01:46 <@Mysticode> mr banana desu\n01:46 <@Mysticode> http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cute-5-banana-3.jpg\n01:47 < Karura`> they look like\n01:47 < Karura`> radishes\n01:47 < Karura`> lol\n01:47 < Karura`> like\n01:47 < Karura`> the character plushie\n01:47 < Karura`> if you know what im talking about\n01:47 < Karura`> OOR WAIT\n01:47 < Karura`> MR BANAO\n01:48 <@Mysticode> anddddddddddddd\n01:48 < Faiface> i know what radish character you're talking about\n01:48 <@Mysticode> Kevin has gone insane\n01:48 < Faiface> is that strange? lol\n01:48 <@Mysticode> good night all :p\n01:48 < Karura`> lol LOL\n01:48 < Faiface> or is it just asian\n01:48 < Faiface> HAHAHAHA.\n01:48 < Karura`> im going BANANAS!\n01:48 < Faiface> i'm funny.\n01:48 <@Mysticode> you guys are way too asian for me\n01:48 < Faiface> LOL WAT\n01:48 <@Mysticode> ;-;","rating":0,"votes":0,"submitted":"2011-12-06 09:50:04","score":1,"tags":["banana","faiface","karura","mysticode","radish"]},{"id":"63","body":"13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P\n13:36:50 < Faiface> lol\n13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|","rating":1,"votes":1,"submitted":"2011-12-22 21:41:02","score":2,"tags":["ruuka","lord_dolphin","faiface"]}]}}