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  • #20/02011-02-25 18:29:08

    [10:26] == Shousa [~Shousa@section.9.com] has joined #irl
    [10:26] <halkeye> Shousa!
    [10:26] <rattrap> Shousa is teh Pwnage
    [10:26] <Shousa> ha!
    [10:26] <Shousa> Good morning
    [10:26] * halkeye just wanted to trigger that
  • #34/42011-02-25 18:53:31

    [10:46] <halkeye> I'm totally not getting married this year!
    [10:46] <halkeye> unless its a shotgun wedding
    [10:49] <Dolphin> I wouldn't want to marry a shotgun, things could get messy
    [10:49] <halkeye> only if you get it off
    [10:50] <Shousa> :D
  • #40/22011-03-10 19:21:26

    [11:19] <Faiface> needs moar quotes
    [11:19] <Faiface> i shall help rectify that i guess
    [11:19] <Faiface> sec
    [11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has quit []
    [11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has joined #irl
    [11:19] <Faiface> HERP
    [11:20] <Faiface> SCREW YOU NICKSERV
  • #54/62011-03-10 19:41:02

    [11:39] <Faiface> only real men shoot knives and open boxes with guns.
  • #60/02011-03-14 22:31:25

    [15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> I was thinking about doing squirtle for the fail pokemon cosplays
    [15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> but you called it first
    [15:29] <X_> I've got the whole costume planned out.
    [15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> maybe I'll do Charmander and light myself on fire
    [15:29] <X_> xD
    [15:29] <X_> just your tail.
    [15:29] <halkeye> Lord_Dolphin: i see no issues with you doing that
    [15:29]  * halkeye speeddials 911
  • #71/32011-03-15 06:17:09

    23:02 Mysticode: I swear one of the swear words they just used in Firefly was "ginseng miong"
    23:02 Kojiko: which episode?
    23:02 Mysticode: Safwe
    23:02 Mysticode: Safe`
    23:02 Kojiko: can you gimme a time?
    23:02 Mysticode: "that ginseng miong of a doctor"
    23:02 Mysticode: 18:00 in or so
    23:04 Kojiko: "jing-tsing myung duh" always useless
    23:06 Kojiko: My Firefly has subtitles in Chinese and English :D
    23:12 Shousa: "jing-tsing myung duh"???
    23:12 Kojiko: Yeah
    23:12 Shousa: wakanai!
    23:12 Kojiko: jing chang mei yong duh
    23:13 Shousa: yeh i had to google it
    23:13 Shousa: its mandarin -_-;
    23:13 Kojiko: yeah
    23:13 Uchikoma: わかりません。
    23:14 Kojiko: 經常沒用的
    23:14 halkeye: showoff
    23:14 Shousa: I cannot read!
    23:14 halkeye: showoffs
    23:14 Shousa: I DONT READ ASIAN
    23:14 Kojiko: BUT
  • #83/52011-03-15 17:55:40

    [10:29] <Shousa> OOOOOOH! roll up the rim!
    [10:29] <Faiface> i won a prize once
    [10:29] <Shousa> what did u get?
    [10:29] <Faiface> i won a used empty coffee cup with the rim peeled up
  • #95/92011-03-25 20:01:32

    20:51 < halkeye> we are teaching it things
    20:58 < Shousa> haha
    20:58 < Shousa> make him perform
    20:58 < halkeye> rattrap, something random
    20:58 < rattrap> Ruuka has a huge pie fetish!
    20:58 < Shousa> hah
    20:59 < halkeye> o.O I can't see Ruuka complaining about that
    21:01 < Ruuka> fuck yeah pie
  • #100/22011-04-04 23:31:38

    [16:30] <Mysticode> If I’m ever a ghost, I hope the person I haunt has Netflix.
  • #111/12011-04-06 00:29:07

    16:44 < halkeye> http://vimeo.com/21362582
    16:48 < X_> e
    16:48 < X_> wtf?
    16:49 < halkeye> DOOT DOOT DOOT
    16:49 < halkeye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4
    16:50 < X_> Yea I know.
    16:50 < X_> Just pretty dark.
    16:50 < halkeye> yea~
    16:50 < halkeye> but awesome
    16:50 < halkeye> i now know what i'll do if i'm ever in that situation
    16:50 < halkeye> i was aimless before
  • #122/22011-04-06 04:44:47

    [21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth
    [21:28] <Kojiko> wait what
    [21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that
    [21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.
    [21:29] <halkeye> o.O
    [21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something
    [21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?
    [21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.
    [21:30] <X_> xD
  • #131/12011-04-06 05:09:56

    [21:46] <Faiface> i'm precognitive, not manipulative
    [21:46] <Faiface> no need to worry about telepathic death tonight, X.
    [21:46] <Kojiko> (tonight)
    [21:46] <X_> Ok, good to know.
    [21:47] <X_> Yea Koji, I know, I saw that bit too.
    [21:47] <Kojiko> I just thought I'd echo it to be ominous
  • #141/12011-04-06 05:24:28

    [22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*
    [22:13] <Kojiko> :P
    [22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875
    [22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.
    [22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.
    [22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything
  • #150/02011-04-06 20:41:01

    [13:32] <Shousa> I have not watched Lost either
    [13:32] <Danneh|work> Teenychicka and I are currently working on getting through Lost, FINALLY
    [13:32] <Danneh|work> we're part way into season 2
    [13:32] <Shousa> TeeTee
    [13:32] <Kojiko> Season 2 is ok too
    [13:32] <Shousa> its TEETEE
    [13:32] <Faiface> i still haven't watched 4, 5, 6
    [13:32] <Faiface> i just kind of
    [13:32] <Faiface> lost interest
    [13:32] <Kojiko> ...
    [13:32] <rattrap> [A tumbleweed drifts past]
    [13:32] <Faiface> LOST interest? :D
    [13:32] <Mysticode> Faiface: i dont watch a ton of shows :p
    [13:32] <Shousa> hahaa
    [13:33] <Mysticode> Faiface: havnt seen BSG either :p
    [13:33] <Kojiko> This channel is on a roll today
  • #171/12011-04-07 03:48:29

    [20:39:18] <Shousa> so those sleepers... are flammable...
    [20:39:29] <Shousa> my sister got them for her baby
    [20:39:40] <Shousa> now her baby is flammable
    [20:39:42] <Kojiko> I hope you're not gonna set Alysa on fire
    [20:39:43] <Kojiko> D:
    [20:39:47] <Shousa> remind me not to set the baby on fire
    [20:39:48] <Shousa> LOL
    [20:39:59] <Kojiko> That needs a reminder?
    [20:40:15] <Shousa> yeah
  • #180/02011-04-07 21:06:21

    [14:04]  * Mysticode gives rattrap a bone
    [14:04]  * rattrap hands Mysticode a yarr in exchange for a bone
    [14:04] <Mysticode> yarr? :O
    [14:04] <Mysticode> rattrap: what is yarr?
    [14:04] <rattrap> yarr is the answer to anything.
    [14:05] <Mysticode> :O
    [14:05] <Lord_Dolphin> already rattrap has begun to outsmart us...
  • #190/02011-04-08 18:24:47

    [09:47] <Faiface> cool, i just got gun samples from work
    [09:47] <Faiface> gum, i meant gum
    [09:47] <Faiface> :S
  • #201/12011-04-13 07:21:16

    [00:19] <Kojiko> speaking of babies
    [00:20] <Kojiko> I want soup, brb
  • #210/02011-04-13 07:21:56

    [00:06] <Kojiko> Iceland opened a national penis museum yesterday :|
    [00:06] <Kojiko> or rather, the human section of their national penis museum
    [00:06] <Faiface> O.o
    [00:06] <Faiface> iunno what's worse, that or an art exhibit of vaginas
    [00:07] <Faiface> prolly the penis museum.
    [00:07] <Kojiko> This has penises from every animal though
    [00:07] <Mysticode> well japan has that penis parade, every year
    [00:07] <Faiface> because it's permanent and is a larger collection
    [00:07] <Faiface> harhar penis enlargement joke
    [00:07] <Kojiko> :P
    [00:07] <Faiface> i didn't mean to.
    [00:07] <Mysticode> how long do they plan to keep the exhibition "up" for?
    [00:07] <Mysticode> :coolface:
    [00:08] <Faiface> :|
    [00:08] <Faiface> make the face with me koji
    [00:08] <Faiface> :|
    [00:08] <Kojiko> :|
  • #220/22011-04-14 22:36:52

    03:34pm *** Kojiko joined #irl
    03:34pm <Mysticode> ah yeah
    03:34pm <Mysticode> i can hear it
    03:34pm <Lord_Dolphin> the one with a tentacle monster for a vagina
    03:34pm <Kojiko> ...
    03:34pm <rattrap> [A tumbleweed drifts past]
    03:34pm <Mysticode> lol
    03:34pm *** Kojiko left #irl
    03:35pm <Mysticode> just /part koji
    03:35pm <Mysticode> YES!
    03:35pm <Mysticode> called it
  • #231/12011-04-16 20:40:26

    [13:35] <Faiface> i love gmail
    [13:35] <Faiface> LOOOVE.
    [13:35] <Faiface> i'd hire it as my secretary.
    [13:35] <Faiface> and then have an affair with it
  • #240/02011-04-18 17:21:33

    [10:20] <Faiface> hahaha! cleaver indeed
    [10:20] <Faiface> i mean clever.
    [10:20] <Faiface> no knives involved.
    [10:20] <Faiface> :s
    [10:20] <Faiface> WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
  • #250/02011-04-19 18:32:44

    [11:21] <Faiface> i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines
    [11:22] <Mysticode> yeah they look like slot machines
    [11:22] <Lord_Dolphin> Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?
  • #260/02011-04-21 20:16:45

    13:14  Shousa  I can't tell if i like Lady Gaga or not
  • #270/02011-04-25 08:39:10

    [01:28] <CoSh> Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?
    [01:28] <CoSh> Totally unfair.
    [01:29] <Solidus_Snake> religon > CoSh
    [01:31] <Faiface> perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements
    [01:32] <CoSh> bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens
    [01:32] <CoSh> They stop celebrating EVERYTHING
    [01:32] * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth
    [01:32] <CoSh> Sometimes they get flowers but that's it
    [01:32] <Faiface> XD
    [01:33] <CoSh> Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity
  • #281/12011-04-26 22:09:40

    [14:21] <Faiface> .
    [14:22] <Teenychicka> .
    [14:23] <Faiface> just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded
    [14:23] <Lord_Dolphin> you girls and your periods
  • #295/52011-04-27 18:47:49

    18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . . -.-. --- -- .. -.-. -... --- --- -.- -.. .- -.-- ... ..- .--. . .-. ..-. ..- -. - .. -- .
    18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message
  • #302/22011-04-27 22:13:04

    [15:04:48] <CoSh> oh my god
    [15:04:55] <CoSh> these pants are way tight
    [15:04:59] <CoSh> I feel like I'm going to rip them
    [15:05:33] <Ave> ...
    [15:05:33] <rattrap> [The Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall.]
  • #310/02011-04-29 19:25:53

    [12:12] <Aveloren> Cut off his dick and fry it up in front of it and then eat it. Then cut off his ears and do they same. Following that slap him across the face, call him a bitch and tell him to never pick up his phone when are dealing with him, it is rude! It solves your lunch problems and teaches him manners!
    [12:13] <Kojiko> Don't.
  • #326/62011-04-29 21:04:05

    <Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
    * rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
    <Teenychicka> You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap
    <rattrap> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
    <halkeye> rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is <action> backstabs $someone
    <Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
    * rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
    <Teenychicka> Godamnit!
    <Lord_Dolphin> Now, FINISH HIM!
    * rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
    <Teenychicka> GODAMNIT!
  • #330/02011-05-03 18:49:36

    [11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*
    [11:44] <Faiface> OH MY GOD.
    [11:44] <Kojiko> Achievement!\
    [11:44] <Faiface> HOW MANY LOADS
    [11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> just one :P
    [11:44] <Faiface> WHITES? COLORS?
    [11:44] <Faiface> COME ON MAN DETAILS
    [11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> darks ;-)
    [11:44] <Faiface> :OOOOO
    [11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl
    [11:45] <Kojiko> That's hot
    [11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard
    [11:45] <Mysticode> DAT FRESH SMELL
    [11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
  • #342/22011-05-13 18:08:30

    [11:03] <Danneh|work> there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling
    [11:03] <Faiface> even the cash required cabling?
    [11:04] <Danneh|work> yes
    [11:04] <halkeye> its into light bondage
  • #351/12011-05-17 23:46:36

    16:40 < Kojiko> Faiface: What can women do again?
    16:42 < Faiface> Kojiko: i am highly temped to just make a chauvinistic joke
    16:43 < Faiface> LOOK WHAT INTERTUBES AND SOCIETY HAS DONE TO ME.
    16:43 < Kojiko> do IT
    16:43 < Kojiko> DO IT
    16:43 < Faiface> NO
    16:43 * Faiface slaps Kojiko with a spatula
  • #360/02011-06-02 18:55:31

    11:40 < Faiface> lol
    11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
    11:40 < Faiface> I DID
    11:40 * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap
    11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today
    11:47 * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface
    11:47 * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface
    11:47 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands
    11:47 < Faiface> D8<
    11:48 * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies
  • #370/02011-06-02 19:22:15

    12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch
    12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school
    12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch
    12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me
    12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood
    12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too
    12:20 < CoSh> Whoa
    12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone
    12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju
  • #380/02011-06-02 21:19:34

    14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
    14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears
    14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!
    14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack
    14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!
    14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK
    14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!
    14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!
    14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!
    14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!
    14:04 * halkeye gets wet
    14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!
    14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap
    14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!
    14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.
    14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!
  • #393/32011-06-02 21:21:57

    14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
    14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
    14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
    14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
    14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
    14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
    14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
    14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
    14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
    14:08 < CoSh> >:|
    14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
    14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
    14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
    14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
    14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
    14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
    14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
    14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
    14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
    14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
    14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
    14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
    14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
    14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
    14:09 < Faiface> uh
    14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
    14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
    14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
    14:10 < Faiface> >8C
    14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
    14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
    14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
  • #400/02011-06-06 22:56:08

    [15:52] <Mysticode> im lost
    [15:53]  * Kojiko delivers Mysticode to the Lost and Found.
    [15:53] <Kojiko> Mommy will come for you soon
    [15:54] <Mysticode> wat
  • #410/02011-06-07 21:48:43

    [14:40] * Uchikoma has no idea what to review / prepare for
    [14:41] <halkeye> I can tell you its not going to be that intense
    [14:41] <halkeye> they'll ask you some stuff, chat with you, see how you fit in, see your personality
    [14:41] <halkeye> some sql stuff, what you've done at school
    [14:41] <halkeye> nothing you should need to review really
    [14:42] <Uchikoma> Write a query? Design a schema?
    [14:42] * Uchikoma is doing the latter actually right now for something else ._.
    [14:43] <halkeye> I donno,its been a while
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> don't listen to halkeye!
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> its a 6 hour interview
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about politics
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about religon
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> >.>
    [14:43] <Solidus_Snake> <.<
    [14:43] <halkeye> pfft no
    [14:44] <halkeye> its 5 min of tech, then 5 hours 55m of stamina
    [14:44] <halkeye> no bathroom breaks, no water
    [14:44] <halkeye> just staring
  • #420/02011-06-08 20:46:57

    [13:44] == Danneh [~comp@nion.cube] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
    [13:44] == Danneh|broken has changed nick to Danneh
    [13:44] <Lord_Dolphin> It's like Danneh is right here with us XD
    [13:45] == Danneh has changed nick to Guest64686
    [13:45] <Lord_Dolphin> Now it feels like I hardly even know Danneh
  • #430/02011-06-10 07:54:40

    00:38 * Faiface rolls
    00:38 < rattrap> Stop rolling, you're making a mess! D:
    00:38 * Faiface hits rattrap
    00:38 < rattrap> Ouch ;_;
    00:38 * Faiface rolls
    00:38 < rattrap> ._. |: .-. :| ._.
    00:38 < Faiface> yeah that's right, roll with me
    00:38 < Shousa> :D
    00:39 < Ave> See, violence is always the answer.
  • #440/02011-06-13 21:59:26

    [14:57:53] <halkeye> yea i already have too much touching going on
    [14:57:57] <halkeye> and its the non hug kind
  • #462/22011-06-17 07:47:46

    [00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap
    [00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!
    [00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT
    [00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap
    [00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?
    [00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing
    [00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part
  • #470/02011-06-22 21:48:03

    14:46:48] <+Uchikoma> (・∀・)
    [14:46:57] <Lord_Dolphin> Uchikoma, are those boobs?
    [14:47:01] <Kojiko> LOL
    [14:47:08] <Lord_Dolphin> your nipple is lobsided
  • #482/42011-06-22 23:57:10

    [16:55:04] <DaneMc> Gah, that is quite low
    [16:55:17] <Mysticode> does it pay your bills? :p
    [16:55:28] <Lord_Dolphin> does it keep you in Vancouver?
    [16:55:32] <Mysticode> ^
    [16:55:41] <Kojiko> Does it keep you off the island?
    [16:55:45] <Mysticode> haha
    [16:55:51] <Mysticode> now THATS the important question
    [16:55:55] <+CoSh> I'll sell crack if it kept me off the island
  • #513/32011-07-04 04:43:43

    [21:38:32] <Aveloren> I wish I had lemonaid
    [21:41:09] <Lord_Dolphin> if you have unprotected sex with lemons, you could CATCH lemonaids
  • #521/12011-07-15 05:29:15

    [22:28:33] <@halkeye> I'll think about it, depends on the weapons
    [22:28:43] <@halkeye> *weather
  • #541/12011-08-29 08:27:28

    01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> om nom nom
    01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> food
    01:21 < BaristaBot> I'm hungry!
    01:21 * rattrap rings up a lemon meringue pie for BaristaBot.
    01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> I'm hungry!
    01:21 * rattrap appears on rollerblades carrying a calamari.
    01:22 < Ruuka|seattle> :3
    01:25 < Faiface> i'm hungry~
    01:25 * rattrap throws a cheeseburger at Faiface.
    01:26 < Faiface> D8< THIS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE.
    01:26 < Ruuka|seattle> haha
    01:27 * Faiface has a fight with rattrap
  • #550/02011-09-02 01:11:01

    18:04 < AshleyLION> hnngg
    18:04 < DaneMc-laptop> heart attack?
    18:05 < CoSh> that can be arranged
  • #561/12011-09-12 20:40:30

    13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag
    13:29 < CoSh> cause cat
  • #571/12011-09-14 04:16:37

    21:07 -!- Koji [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
    21:07 * TheGeek pokes koji
    21:08 -!- Koji is now known as Guest20024
    21:09 -!- teafdsfs [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
    21:10 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@38C7F432.E98EBC7A.56605FFD.IP] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teafdsfs))]
    21:10 -!- teafdsfs is now known as Kojiko
    21:10 -!- mode/#irl [+o Kojiko] by ChanServ
    21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> I think Kojiko may be a spy
    21:10 <@Kojiko> :P
    21:10 * Faiface starts up the flamethrower
    21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> looks at him there, making secret mouth code gestures with his tongue
    21:10 < TheGeek> =P
    21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> oh god! TheGeek is his contact!!
    21:11 < TheGeek> D:
    21:11 < TheGeek> P:**
    21:11 < Faiface> ^ that means "THEY'RE ON TO US"
    21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Quickly Faiface, kill it with fire!
    21:11 < Faiface> FWOOSH.
    21:11 -!- Guest20024 [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
    21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> and that's the end of that chapter
    21:11 <@Kojiko> I think I'll start TF2 on that note :P
    21:11 <@Kojiko> Screw school work
    21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Nooooooooooooooooooo~!
    21:11 < Faiface> AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER. *dusts hands*
  • #58-1/12011-09-30 21:19:32

    14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set
    14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/
    14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly
    14:13 < Faiface> hi
    14:13 < makr> Ahoy
    14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye
    14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/
    14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing
    14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ
    14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly
    14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals
    14:16 < makr> Oh why?
    14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd
    14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by "it was done
    really badly"
    14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together
    14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry
    14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: "I need this face thing" followed by "to do this: *link*"
    14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded
    14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....
    14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?
    14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD
    14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.
  • #591/12011-11-02 17:57:25

    10:50 <@Mysticode> imo if they dont respond to you today by email
    10:50 <@Mysticode> call them tomorrow
    10:50 < rattrap> "Call Them Tomorrow" would be a nice name for a rock band.
    10:50 <@Mysticode> i think there is a band with that name rattrap
    10:53 < Danneh|work> "shut your rattrap" would be a nice name for a rock band.
  • #600/22011-11-15 22:22:10

    13:17 < Mysticode> The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her left boob. #SCIENCE
    13:18 < CoSh> Or a straight line #MATH
    13:18 < Danneh|work> or the speed of light in a void #PHYSICS
  • #615/52011-11-25 19:56:39

    11:32 < Ruuka> Facebook won't let me change my current location to Space :(
    11:33 <@Mysticode> you'll survive
    11:33 <@halkeye> not in space
    11:33 < Ruuka> QQ
  • #620/02011-12-06 09:50:04

    01:46 <@Mysticode> mr banana desu
    01:46 <@Mysticode> http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cute-5-banana-3.jpg
    01:47 < Karura`> they look like
    01:47 < Karura`> radishes
    01:47 < Karura`> lol
    01:47 < Karura`> like
    01:47 < Karura`> the character plushie
    01:47 < Karura`> if you know what im talking about
    01:47 < Karura`> OOR WAIT
    01:47 < Karura`> MR BANAO
    01:48 <@Mysticode> anddddddddddddd
    01:48 < Faiface> i know what radish character you're talking about
    01:48 <@Mysticode> Kevin has gone insane
    01:48 < Faiface> is that strange? lol
    01:48 <@Mysticode> good night all :p
    01:48 < Karura`> lol LOL
    01:48 < Faiface> or is it just asian
    01:48 < Faiface> HAHAHAHA.
    01:48 < Karura`> im going BANANAS!
    01:48 < Faiface> i'm funny.
    01:48 <@Mysticode> you guys are way too asian for me
    01:48 < Faiface> LOL WAT
    01:48 <@Mysticode> ;-;
  • #631/12011-12-22 21:41:02

    13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P
    13:36:50 < Faiface> lol
    13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|
  • #640/22011-12-22 21:41:30

    Rukka: Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants.