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[10:46] <halkeye> I'm totally not getting married this year!
[10:46] <halkeye> unless its a shotgun wedding
[10:49] <Dolphin> I wouldn't want to marry a shotgun, things could get messy
[10:49] <halkeye> only if you get it off
[10:50] <Shousa> :D
[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> I was thinking about doing squirtle for the fail pokemon cosplays
[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> but you called it first
[15:29] <X_> I've got the whole costume planned out.
[15:29] <Lord_Dolphin> maybe I'll do Charmander and light myself on fire
[15:29] <X_> xD
[15:29] <X_> just your tail.
[15:29] <halkeye> Lord_Dolphin: i see no issues with you doing that
[15:29] * halkeye speeddials 911
23:02 Mysticode: I swear one of the swear words they just used in Firefly was "ginseng miong"
23:02 Kojiko: which episode?
23:02 Mysticode: Safwe
23:02 Mysticode: Safe`
23:02 Kojiko: can you gimme a time?
23:02 Mysticode: "that ginseng miong of a doctor"
23:02 Mysticode: 18:00 in or so
23:04 Kojiko: "jing-tsing myung duh" always useless
23:06 Kojiko: My Firefly has subtitles in Chinese and English :D
23:12 Shousa: "jing-tsing myung duh"???
23:12 Kojiko: Yeah
23:12 Shousa: wakanai!
23:12 Kojiko: jing chang mei yong duh
23:13 Shousa: yeh i had to google it
23:13 Shousa: its mandarin -_-;
23:13 Kojiko: yeah
23:13 Uchikoma: わかりません。
23:14 Kojiko: 經常沒用的
23:14 halkeye: showoff
23:14 Shousa: I cannot read!
23:14 halkeye: showoffs
23:14 Shousa: I DONT READ ASIAN
23:14 Kojiko: BUT
16:44 < halkeye> http://vimeo.com/21362582
16:48 < X_> e
16:48 < X_> wtf?
16:49 < halkeye> DOOT DOOT DOOT
16:49 < halkeye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4
16:50 < X_> Yea I know.
16:50 < X_> Just pretty dark.
16:50 < halkeye> yea~
16:50 < halkeye> but awesome
16:50 < halkeye> i now know what i'll do if i'm ever in that situation
16:50 < halkeye> i was aimless before
[21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth
[21:28] <Kojiko> wait what
[21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that
[21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.
[21:29] <halkeye> o.O
[21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something
[21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?
[21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.
[21:30] <X_> xD
[22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*
[22:13] <Kojiko> :P
[22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875
[22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.
[22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.
[22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything
18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . . -.-. --- -- .. -.-. -... --- --- -.- -.. .- -.-- ... ..- .--. . .-. ..-. ..- -. - .. -- .
18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message
<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap
<rattrap> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
<halkeye> rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is <action> backstabs $someone
<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> Godamnit!
<Lord_Dolphin> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> GODAMNIT!
[11:03] <Danneh|work> there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling
[11:03] <Faiface> even the cash required cabling?
[11:04] <Danneh|work> yes
[11:04] <halkeye> its into light bondage
14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
14:08 < CoSh> >:|
14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
14:09 < Faiface> uh
14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
14:10 < Faiface> >8C
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
[14:40] * Uchikoma has no idea what to review / prepare for
[14:41] <halkeye> I can tell you its not going to be that intense
[14:41] <halkeye> they'll ask you some stuff, chat with you, see how you fit in, see your personality
[14:41] <halkeye> some sql stuff, what you've done at school
[14:41] <halkeye> nothing you should need to review really
[14:42] <Uchikoma> Write a query? Design a schema?
[14:42] * Uchikoma is doing the latter actually right now for something else ._.
[14:43] <halkeye> I donno,its been a while
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> don't listen to halkeye!
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> its a 6 hour interview
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about politics
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> 3 hours about religon
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> >.>
[14:43] <Solidus_Snake> <.<
[14:43] <halkeye> pfft no
[14:44] <halkeye> its 5 min of tech, then 5 hours 55m of stamina
[14:44] <halkeye> no bathroom breaks, no water
[14:44] <halkeye> just staring
[14:57:53] <halkeye> yea i already have too much touching going on
[14:57:57] <halkeye> and its the non hug kind
[22:28:33] <@halkeye> I'll think about it, depends on the weapons
[22:28:43] <@halkeye> *weather
14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set
14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/
14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly
14:13 < Faiface> hi
14:13 < makr> Ahoy
14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye
14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/
14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing
14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly
14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals
14:16 < makr> Oh why?
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by "it was done
really badly"
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together
14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: "I need this face thing" followed by "to do this: *link*"
14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....
14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?
14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD
14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.
11:32 < Ruuka> Facebook won't let me change my current location to Space :(
11:33 <@Mysticode> you'll survive
11:33 <@halkeye> not in space
11:33 < Ruuka> QQ
