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[01:28] <CoSh> Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?
[01:28] <CoSh> Totally unfair.
[01:29] <Solidus_Snake> religon > CoSh
[01:31] <Faiface> perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements
[01:32] <CoSh> bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens
[01:32] <CoSh> They stop celebrating EVERYTHING
[01:32] * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth
[01:32] <CoSh> Sometimes they get flowers but that's it
[01:32] <Faiface> XD
[01:33] <CoSh> Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity
[15:04:48] <CoSh> oh my god
[15:04:55] <CoSh> these pants are way tight
[15:04:59] <CoSh> I feel like I'm going to rip them
[15:05:33] <Ave> ...
[15:05:33] <rattrap> [The Kool-Aid man bursts through the wall.]
12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch
12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school
12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch
12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me
12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood
12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too
12:20 < CoSh> Whoa
12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone
12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju
14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
14:08 < CoSh> >:|
14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
14:09 < Faiface> uh
14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
14:10 < Faiface> >8C
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
[00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap
[00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!
[00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT
[00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap
[00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?
[00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing
[00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part
[16:55:04] <DaneMc> Gah, that is quite low
[16:55:17] <Mysticode> does it pay your bills? :p
[16:55:28] <Lord_Dolphin> does it keep you in Vancouver?
[16:55:32] <Mysticode> ^
[16:55:41] <Kojiko> Does it keep you off the island?
[16:55:45] <Mysticode> haha
[16:55:51] <Mysticode> now THATS the important question
[16:55:55] <+CoSh> I'll sell crack if it kept me off the island
18:04 < AshleyLION> hnngg
18:04 < DaneMc-laptop> heart attack?
18:05 < CoSh> that can be arranged
13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag
13:29 < CoSh> cause cat
13:17 < Mysticode> The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her left boob. #SCIENCE
13:18 < CoSh> Or a straight line #MATH
13:18 < Danneh|work> or the speed of light in a void #PHYSICS
