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[11:19] <Faiface> needs moar quotes
[11:19] <Faiface> i shall help rectify that i guess
[11:19] <Faiface> sec
[11:19] == Faiface [qwebirc@Rizon-B3DD309C.bc.hsia.telus.net] has quit []
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[11:19] <Faiface> HERP
[11:20] <Faiface> SCREW YOU NICKSERV
[11:39] <Faiface> only real men shoot knives and open boxes with guns.
[10:29] <Shousa> OOOOOOH! roll up the rim!
[10:29] <Faiface> i won a prize once
[10:29] <Shousa> what did u get?
[10:29] <Faiface> i won a used empty coffee cup with the rim peeled up
[21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth
[21:28] <Kojiko> wait what
[21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that
[21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.
[21:29] <halkeye> o.O
[21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something
[21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?
[21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.
[21:30] <X_> xD
[21:46] <Faiface> i'm precognitive, not manipulative
[21:46] <Faiface> no need to worry about telepathic death tonight, X.
[21:46] <Kojiko> (tonight)
[21:46] <X_> Ok, good to know.
[21:47] <X_> Yea Koji, I know, I saw that bit too.
[21:47] <Kojiko> I just thought I'd echo it to be ominous
[22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*
[22:13] <Kojiko> :P
[22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875
[22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.
[22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.
[22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything
[09:47] <Faiface> cool, i just got gun samples from work
[09:47] <Faiface> gum, i meant gum
[09:47] <Faiface> :S
[00:06] <Kojiko> Iceland opened a national penis museum yesterday :|
[00:06] <Kojiko> or rather, the human section of their national penis museum
[00:06] <Faiface> O.o
[00:06] <Faiface> iunno what's worse, that or an art exhibit of vaginas
[00:07] <Faiface> prolly the penis museum.
[00:07] <Kojiko> This has penises from every animal though
[00:07] <Mysticode> well japan has that penis parade, every year
[00:07] <Faiface> because it's permanent and is a larger collection
[00:07] <Faiface> harhar penis enlargement joke
[00:07] <Kojiko> :P
[00:07] <Faiface> i didn't mean to.
[00:07] <Mysticode> how long do they plan to keep the exhibition "up" for?
[00:07] <Mysticode> :coolface:
[00:08] <Faiface> :|
[00:08] <Faiface> make the face with me koji
[00:08] <Faiface> :|
[00:08] <Kojiko> :|
[13:35] <Faiface> i love gmail
[13:35] <Faiface> LOOOVE.
[13:35] <Faiface> i'd hire it as my secretary.
[13:35] <Faiface> and then have an affair with it
[10:20] <Faiface> hahaha! cleaver indeed
[10:20] <Faiface> i mean clever.
[10:20] <Faiface> no knives involved.
[10:20] <Faiface> :s
[10:20] <Faiface> WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
[11:21] <Faiface> i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines
[11:22] <Mysticode> yeah they look like slot machines
[11:22] <Lord_Dolphin> Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?
[01:28] <CoSh> Otherwise it's like, we celebrate when Jesus was born, when he dies, and when he was reborn, but I only get one birthday a year?
[01:28] <CoSh> Totally unfair.
[01:29] <Solidus_Snake> religon > CoSh
[01:31] <Faiface> perhaps we'll celebrate when you die and come back to life, once yuo've accomplished those achievements
[01:32] <CoSh> bullshit, I've seen people die, I know what happens
[01:32] <CoSh> They stop celebrating EVERYTHING
[01:32] * Solidus_Snake makes up a bunch of fake bullshit about CoSh and starts spreading it around as truth
[01:32] <CoSh> Sometimes they get flowers but that's it
[01:32] <Faiface> XD
[01:33] <CoSh> Enter the age of the new religion: CoShtianity
[14:21] <Faiface> .
[14:22] <Teenychicka> .
[14:23] <Faiface> just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded
[14:23] <Lord_Dolphin> you girls and your periods
18:46 < halkeye> ..-. .-. . . -.-. --- -- .. -.-. -... --- --- -.- -.. .- -.-- ... ..- .--. . .-. ..-. ..- -. - .. -- .
18:47 < Faiface> oh. for a sec i thought my chat glitched and i was just seeing the tops of text, on halkeye's message
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*
[11:44] <Faiface> OH MY GOD.
[11:44] <Kojiko> Achievement!\
[11:44] <Faiface> HOW MANY LOADS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> just one :P
[11:44] <Faiface> WHITES? COLORS?
[11:44] <Faiface> COME ON MAN DETAILS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> darks ;-)
[11:44] <Faiface> :OOOOO
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[11:45] <Kojiko> That's hot
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard
[11:45] <Mysticode> DAT FRESH SMELL
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
[11:03] <Danneh|work> there have been times where I have wandered up a sidestreet in vancouver carrying ~$2000 cash, a ps3, a netbook, several games, and all required cabling
[11:03] <Faiface> even the cash required cabling?
[11:04] <Danneh|work> yes
[11:04] <halkeye> its into light bondage
16:40 < Kojiko> Faiface: What can women do again?
16:42 < Faiface> Kojiko: i am highly temped to just make a chauvinistic joke
16:43 < Faiface> LOOK WHAT INTERTUBES AND SOCIETY HAS DONE TO ME.
16:43 < Kojiko> do IT
16:43 < Kojiko> DO IT
16:43 < Faiface> NO
16:43 * Faiface slaps Kojiko with a spatula
11:40 < Faiface> lol
11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
11:40 < Faiface> I DID
11:40 * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap
11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today
11:47 * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface
11:47 * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface
11:47 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands
11:47 < Faiface> D8<
11:48 * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies
12:15 < Faiface> what should i have for lunch
12:17 < CoSh> Do you work near a school
12:17 < CoSh> Just beat up a kid and take his lunch
12:19 < Faiface> no but there's a small chicken farm near me
12:19 < Faiface> i could drink fresh chicken blood
12:19 < Faiface> ooh and a peacock lives there too
12:20 < CoSh> Whoa
12:20 < CoSh> leave peacocks alone
12:20 < CoSh> that's just bad juju
14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears
14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!
14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!
14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!
14:04 * halkeye gets wet
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!
14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!
14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.
14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!
14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
14:08 < CoSh> >:|
14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
14:09 < Faiface> uh
14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
14:10 < Faiface> >8C
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
00:38 * Faiface rolls
00:38 < rattrap> Stop rolling, you're making a mess! D:
00:38 * Faiface hits rattrap
00:38 < rattrap> Ouch ;_;
00:38 * Faiface rolls
00:38 < rattrap> ._. |: .-. :| ._.
00:38 < Faiface> yeah that's right, roll with me
00:38 < Shousa> :D
00:39 < Ave> See, violence is always the answer.
[00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap
[00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!
[00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT
[00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap
[00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?
[00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing
[00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part
01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> om nom nom
01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> food
01:21 < BaristaBot> I'm hungry!
01:21 * rattrap rings up a lemon meringue pie for BaristaBot.
01:21 < Ruuka|seattle> I'm hungry!
01:21 * rattrap appears on rollerblades carrying a calamari.
01:22 < Ruuka|seattle> :3
01:25 < Faiface> i'm hungry~
01:25 * rattrap throws a cheeseburger at Faiface.
01:26 < Faiface> D8< THIS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE.
01:26 < Ruuka|seattle> haha
01:27 * Faiface has a fight with rattrap
13:29 < Faiface> why is this cat licking this Sweet Factory bag
13:29 < CoSh> cause cat
21:07 -!- Koji [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
21:07 * TheGeek pokes koji
21:08 -!- Koji is now known as Guest20024
21:09 -!- teafdsfs [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
21:10 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@38C7F432.E98EBC7A.56605FFD.IP] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teafdsfs))]
21:10 -!- teafdsfs is now known as Kojiko
21:10 -!- mode/#irl [+o Kojiko] by ChanServ
21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> I think Kojiko may be a spy
21:10 <@Kojiko> :P
21:10 * Faiface starts up the flamethrower
21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> looks at him there, making secret mouth code gestures with his tongue
21:10 < TheGeek> =P
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> oh god! TheGeek is his contact!!
21:11 < TheGeek> D:
21:11 < TheGeek> P:**
21:11 < Faiface> ^ that means "THEY'RE ON TO US"
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Quickly Faiface, kill it with fire!
21:11 < Faiface> FWOOSH.
21:11 -!- Guest20024 [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> and that's the end of that chapter
21:11 <@Kojiko> I think I'll start TF2 on that note :P
21:11 <@Kojiko> Screw school work
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Nooooooooooooooooooo~!
21:11 < Faiface> AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER. *dusts hands*
14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set
14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/
14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly
14:13 < Faiface> hi
14:13 < makr> Ahoy
14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye
14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/
14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing
14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly
14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals
14:16 < makr> Oh why?
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by "it was done
really badly"
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together
14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: "I need this face thing" followed by "to do this: *link*"
14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....
14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?
14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD
14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.
01:46 <@Mysticode> mr banana desu
01:46 <@Mysticode> http://josephmallozzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/cute-5-banana-3.jpg
01:47 < Karura`> they look like
01:47 < Karura`> radishes
01:47 < Karura`> lol
01:47 < Karura`> like
01:47 < Karura`> the character plushie
01:47 < Karura`> if you know what im talking about
01:47 < Karura`> OOR WAIT
01:47 < Karura`> MR BANAO
01:48 <@Mysticode> anddddddddddddd
01:48 < Faiface> i know what radish character you're talking about
01:48 <@Mysticode> Kevin has gone insane
01:48 < Faiface> is that strange? lol
01:48 <@Mysticode> good night all :p
01:48 < Karura`> lol LOL
01:48 < Faiface> or is it just asian
01:48 < Faiface> HAHAHAHA.
01:48 < Karura`> im going BANANAS!
01:48 < Faiface> i'm funny.
01:48 <@Mysticode> you guys are way too asian for me
01:48 < Faiface> LOL WAT
01:48 <@Mysticode> ;-;
13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P
13:36:50 < Faiface> lol
13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|
