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23:02 Mysticode: I swear one of the swear words they just used in Firefly was "ginseng miong"
23:02 Kojiko: which episode?
23:02 Mysticode: Safwe
23:02 Mysticode: Safe`
23:02 Kojiko: can you gimme a time?
23:02 Mysticode: "that ginseng miong of a doctor"
23:02 Mysticode: 18:00 in or so
23:04 Kojiko: "jing-tsing myung duh" always useless
23:06 Kojiko: My Firefly has subtitles in Chinese and English :D
23:12 Shousa: "jing-tsing myung duh"???
23:12 Kojiko: Yeah
23:12 Shousa: wakanai!
23:12 Kojiko: jing chang mei yong duh
23:13 Shousa: yeh i had to google it
23:13 Shousa: its mandarin -_-;
23:13 Kojiko: yeah
23:13 Uchikoma: わかりません。
23:14 Kojiko: 經常沒用的
23:14 halkeye: showoff
23:14 Shousa: I cannot read!
23:14 halkeye: showoffs
23:14 Shousa: I DONT READ ASIAN
23:14 Kojiko: BUT
[21:28] <halkeye> wow, my first ex is apparently 30 days away from giving birth
[21:28] <Kojiko> wait what
[21:29] <Kojiko> Oh LOL.. I thought faiface was saying that
[21:29] <Faiface> when i saw that i did imagine my ex that way for a splitsecond.
[21:29] <halkeye> o.O
[21:29] <halkeye> did I just learn something
[21:29] <Kojiko> Great minds think alike?
[21:30] <Faiface> perhaps you did halkeye.
[21:30] <X_> xD
[21:46] <Faiface> i'm precognitive, not manipulative
[21:46] <Faiface> no need to worry about telepathic death tonight, X.
[21:46] <Kojiko> (tonight)
[21:46] <X_> Ok, good to know.
[21:47] <X_> Yea Koji, I know, I saw that bit too.
[21:47] <Kojiko> I just thought I'd echo it to be ominous
[22:13] <Faiface> XD!!!! *loling at mysticode's ghost/netflix quote*
[22:13] <Kojiko> :P
[22:14] <halkeye> Faiface, http://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/55046407463247875
[22:20] <Faiface> halkeye: well, snap. minus points for mysticode.
[22:21] <X_> Nice responce time there Faiface.
[22:21] <Faiface> X_: i pride myself in being two steps behind everything
[13:32] <Shousa> I have not watched Lost either
[13:32] <Danneh|work> Teenychicka and I are currently working on getting through Lost, FINALLY
[13:32] <Danneh|work> we're part way into season 2
[13:32] <Shousa> TeeTee
[13:32] <Kojiko> Season 2 is ok too
[13:32] <Shousa> its TEETEE
[13:32] <Faiface> i still haven't watched 4, 5, 6
[13:32] <Faiface> i just kind of
[13:32] <Faiface> lost interest
[13:32] <Kojiko> ...
[13:32] <rattrap> [A tumbleweed drifts past]
[13:32] <Faiface> LOST interest? :D
[13:32] <Mysticode> Faiface: i dont watch a ton of shows :p
[13:32] <Shousa> hahaa
[13:33] <Mysticode> Faiface: havnt seen BSG either :p
[13:33] <Kojiko> This channel is on a roll today
[20:39:18] <Shousa> so those sleepers... are flammable...
[20:39:29] <Shousa> my sister got them for her baby
[20:39:40] <Shousa> now her baby is flammable
[20:39:42] <Kojiko> I hope you're not gonna set Alysa on fire
[20:39:43] <Kojiko> D:
[20:39:47] <Shousa> remind me not to set the baby on fire
[20:39:48] <Shousa> LOL
[20:39:59] <Kojiko> That needs a reminder?
[20:40:15] <Shousa> yeah
[00:19] <Kojiko> speaking of babies
[00:20] <Kojiko> I want soup, brb
[00:06] <Kojiko> Iceland opened a national penis museum yesterday :|
[00:06] <Kojiko> or rather, the human section of their national penis museum
[00:06] <Faiface> O.o
[00:06] <Faiface> iunno what's worse, that or an art exhibit of vaginas
[00:07] <Faiface> prolly the penis museum.
[00:07] <Kojiko> This has penises from every animal though
[00:07] <Mysticode> well japan has that penis parade, every year
[00:07] <Faiface> because it's permanent and is a larger collection
[00:07] <Faiface> harhar penis enlargement joke
[00:07] <Kojiko> :P
[00:07] <Faiface> i didn't mean to.
[00:07] <Mysticode> how long do they plan to keep the exhibition "up" for?
[00:07] <Mysticode> :coolface:
[00:08] <Faiface> :|
[00:08] <Faiface> make the face with me koji
[00:08] <Faiface> :|
[00:08] <Kojiko> :|
[12:12] <Aveloren> Cut off his dick and fry it up in front of it and then eat it. Then cut off his ears and do they same. Following that slap him across the face, call him a bitch and tell him to never pick up his phone when are dealing with him, it is rude! It solves your lunch problems and teaches him manners!
[12:13] <Kojiko> Don't.
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*
[11:44] <Faiface> OH MY GOD.
[11:44] <Kojiko> Achievement!\
[11:44] <Faiface> HOW MANY LOADS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> just one :P
[11:44] <Faiface> WHITES? COLORS?
[11:44] <Faiface> COME ON MAN DETAILS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> darks ;-)
[11:44] <Faiface> :OOOOO
[11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl
[11:45] <Kojiko> That's hot
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard
[11:45] <Mysticode> DAT FRESH SMELL
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
16:40 < Kojiko> Faiface: What can women do again?
16:42 < Faiface> Kojiko: i am highly temped to just make a chauvinistic joke
16:43 < Faiface> LOOK WHAT INTERTUBES AND SOCIETY HAS DONE TO ME.
16:43 < Kojiko> do IT
16:43 < Kojiko> DO IT
16:43 < Faiface> NO
16:43 * Faiface slaps Kojiko with a spatula
14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears
14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!
14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!
14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!
14:04 * halkeye gets wet
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!
14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!
14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.
14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!
14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
14:08 < CoSh> >:|
14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
14:09 < Faiface> uh
14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
14:10 < Faiface> >8C
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
[15:52] <Mysticode> im lost
[15:53] * Kojiko delivers Mysticode to the Lost and Found.
[15:53] <Kojiko> Mommy will come for you soon
[15:54] <Mysticode> wat
[16:55:04] <DaneMc> Gah, that is quite low
[16:55:17] <Mysticode> does it pay your bills? :p
[16:55:28] <Lord_Dolphin> does it keep you in Vancouver?
[16:55:32] <Mysticode> ^
[16:55:41] <Kojiko> Does it keep you off the island?
[16:55:45] <Mysticode> haha
[16:55:51] <Mysticode> now THATS the important question
[16:55:55] <+CoSh> I'll sell crack if it kept me off the island
21:07 -!- Koji [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
21:07 * TheGeek pokes koji
21:08 -!- Koji is now known as Guest20024
21:09 -!- teafdsfs [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
21:10 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@38C7F432.E98EBC7A.56605FFD.IP] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teafdsfs))]
21:10 -!- teafdsfs is now known as Kojiko
21:10 -!- mode/#irl [+o Kojiko] by ChanServ
21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> I think Kojiko may be a spy
21:10 <@Kojiko> :P
21:10 * Faiface starts up the flamethrower
21:10 < Lord_Dolphin> looks at him there, making secret mouth code gestures with his tongue
21:10 < TheGeek> =P
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> oh god! TheGeek is his contact!!
21:11 < TheGeek> D:
21:11 < TheGeek> P:**
21:11 < Faiface> ^ that means "THEY'RE ON TO US"
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Quickly Faiface, kill it with fire!
21:11 < Faiface> FWOOSH.
21:11 -!- Guest20024 [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> and that's the end of that chapter
21:11 <@Kojiko> I think I'll start TF2 on that note :P
21:11 <@Kojiko> Screw school work
21:11 < Lord_Dolphin> Nooooooooooooooooooo~!
21:11 < Faiface> AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT CHAPTER. *dusts hands*
14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set
14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/
14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly
14:13 < Faiface> hi
14:13 < makr> Ahoy
14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye
14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/
14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing
14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly
14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals
14:16 < makr> Oh why?
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by "it was done
really badly"
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together
14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: "I need this face thing" followed by "to do this: *link*"
14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....
14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?
14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD
14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.
