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[14:04] * Mysticode gives rattrap a bone
[14:04] * rattrap hands Mysticode a yarr in exchange for a bone
[14:04] <Mysticode> yarr? :O
[14:04] <Mysticode> rattrap: what is yarr?
[14:04] <rattrap> yarr is the answer to anything.
[14:05] <Mysticode> :O
[14:05] <Lord_Dolphin> already rattrap has begun to outsmart us...
[11:21] <Faiface> i did that just now and aside from homosexuality tests i found slot machines
[11:22] <Mysticode> yeah they look like slot machines
[11:22] <Lord_Dolphin> Homosexuality tests look like slot machines?
[14:21] <Faiface> .
[14:22] <Teenychicka> .
[14:23] <Faiface> just making sure my work internet isn't being tarded
[14:23] <Lord_Dolphin> you girls and your periods
<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> You aren't supposed to kill ME, rattrap
<rattrap> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
<halkeye> rattrap: Now, FINISH HIM! is <action> backstabs $someone
<Teenychicka> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> Godamnit!
<Lord_Dolphin> Now, FINISH HIM!
* rattrap backstabs Teenychicka
<Teenychicka> GODAMNIT!
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> I'm doing LAUNDRY *dances*
[11:44] <Faiface> OH MY GOD.
[11:44] <Kojiko> Achievement!\
[11:44] <Faiface> HOW MANY LOADS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> just one :P
[11:44] <Faiface> WHITES? COLORS?
[11:44] <Faiface> COME ON MAN DETAILS
[11:44] <Lord_Dolphin> darks ;-)
[11:44] <Faiface> :OOOOO
[11:45] == Mysticode [cgiirc@DC0C142.AE66C673.BF53EDEA.IP] has joined #irl
[11:45] <Kojiko> That's hot
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> My laundry brings all the Mysticodes to the yard
[11:45] <Mysticode> DAT FRESH SMELL
[11:45] <Lord_Dolphin> I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
11:40 < Faiface> lol
11:40 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
11:40 < Faiface> I DID
11:40 * Faiface has a silent and furious scuffle with rattrap
11:46 < Lord_Dolphin> man, rattrap and faiface are sure arguing a lot today
11:47 * Lord_Dolphin gives rattrap a peace offering for Faiface
11:47 * rattrap hands Lord_Dolphin a magic wand in exchange for a peace offering for Faiface
11:47 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands
11:47 < Faiface> D8<
11:48 * Lord_Dolphin uses his magic wand to create a plate of cookies
14:01 -!- Kojiko [~Koji@Rizon-568223EB.vc.shawcable.net] has joined #irl
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> a wild kojiko appears
14:03 * Faiface uses Sand Attack!
14:03 < Faiface> sorry, should've been quickattack
14:03 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: dodge away from that sand attack! Now finish her off with a SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Faiface avoids the Splash attack and counters with a SPLASH ATTACK
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> A splash attack eh? Well TWO can play at that game!
14:04 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: use SPLASH ATTACK!
14:04 * Kojiko uses SPLASH!
14:04 * Faiface uses SPLASH!
14:04 * halkeye gets wet
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Kojiko: you've done enough, RETURN!
14:05 * Lord_Dolphin chooses Rattrap
14:05 < Lord_Dolphin> Rattrap: use splash attack!
14:05 < rattrap> Not a bloody clue, sir.
14:06 < Lord_Dolphin> GODDAMMIT!
14:06 < halkeye> rattrap, use splash attack
14:06 * rattrap flops around and gets CoSh wet
14:06 < Faiface> CLEARLY rattrap's level is too high for your badge, Lord_Dolphin
14:07 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:07 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin some sexercise badge
14:07 * Lord_Dolphin facepalms
14:07 < Faiface> HAHAHAHAHA
14:08 * Lord_Dolphin kicks rattrap
14:08 < rattrap> kicks CoSh. NO TAKEBACKS!
14:08 < CoSh> >:|
14:08 < CoSh> I'm gonna beat you
14:08 < halkeye> rattrap, give me a badge is <action> gives $who a lvl$digit$digit badge
14:08 < rattrap> Okay, halkeye.
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Lord_Dolphin a lvl10 badge
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> sweet!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> rattrap: use splash attack
14:09 * rattrap flops around and gets Teenychicka wet
14:09 < Kojiko> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Kojiko a lvl49 badge
14:09 < Kojiko> yeah!
14:09 < Lord_Dolphin> uh oh XD
14:09 < Faiface> rattrap, give me a badge
14:09 * rattrap gives Faiface a peace offering for Faiface badge
14:09 < Faiface> uh
14:10 < CoSh> just accept it
14:10 < Lord_Dolphin> wow.... that came back in a most unexpected way XD
14:10 * Faiface slaps the peace offering out of rattrap's hands!
14:10 < Faiface> >8C
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> lol
14:11 < rattrap> you didn't actually laugh OUT LOUD
14:11 < Lord_Dolphin> >.>
[13:44] == Danneh [~comp@nion.cube] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[13:44] == Danneh|broken has changed nick to Danneh
[13:44] <Lord_Dolphin> It's like Danneh is right here with us XD
[13:45] == Danneh has changed nick to Guest64686
[13:45] <Lord_Dolphin> Now it feels like I hardly even know Danneh
[00:43] * Faiface kicks rattrap
[00:43] <rattrap> kicks Faiface. NO TAKEBACKS!
[00:43] <Faiface> DAMMIT
[00:43] * Faiface has a silent but furious scuffle with rattrap
[00:43] <CoSh> you do realize you're arguing with a bot?
[00:44] <Lord_Dolphin> and losing
[00:44] <Faiface> shh that's the funny part
14:46:48] <+Uchikoma> （・∀・）
[14:46:57] <Lord_Dolphin> Uchikoma, are those boobs?
[14:47:01] <Kojiko> LOL
[14:47:08] <Lord_Dolphin> your nipple is lobsided
[21:38:32] <Aveloren> I wish I had lemonaid
[21:41:09] <Lord_Dolphin> if you have unprotected sex with lemons, you could CATCH lemonaids
14:13 < Faiface> wow who subbed this set
14:13 <@halkeye> http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/09/face-substitution/
14:13 < Faiface> it was done really badly
14:13 < Faiface> hi
14:13 < makr> Ahoy
14:13 <@Kojiko> KInda scary, halkeye
14:15 < makr> I used this. http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/80192378/
14:15 < Teenychicka> I need this face thing
14:15 < makr> to do this: http://www.youtube.com/user/scoutermakr?feature=mhee#p/u/0/6BtlVkijXLQ
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> man, I hate when I read this chat linearly
14:16 <@Kojiko> Think with portals
14:16 < makr> Oh why?
14:16 < Lord_Dolphin> if I don't pay attention to who said what, it gets really odd
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> Wow, who subbed this? followed by the face substitution thing, followed by "it was done
really badly"
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> I thought all ran together
14:17 < Faiface> XD sorry
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> then: "I need this face thing" followed by "to do this: *link*"
14:17 < Faiface> i was talking abuot this set of hell girl season 3 i downloaded
14:17 < Lord_Dolphin> stuff like that....
14:17 <@Kojiko> Get it... Fai -face- talked about subs and halkeye posted about -face- -sub-stitution?
14:18 < Lord_Dolphin> makes for very interesting reading XD
14:18 < makr> And then there's me talking about lighting.
13:36:16 < Lord_Dolphin> you can't call dibs, it's up to the sorting hat :P
13:36:50 < Faiface> lol
13:37:45 < Ruuka> Harry willed his way into Gryffindor. I can will my way into Faiface's pants. :|
